shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

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-Mituna shrugs.-

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It's okay~!
So you think I can do it, right~?

 

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HEER HERE!!!
zomg wat kinda place r u hopin 2 b assigned 4??
id, id like 2 b an explorer, and c new things?? at, uhm, at least through the sensors...

-His smile becomes slightly strained.-

realistically imma end up on a small strike ship, that's where technopaths usually end up
ill b fine wherever tho i think!!!!
but i was askin u, omg, soz!!

 

I'm, I'm sort of interested in entomophagic optimization, actually~!

 

[] Julius!! Or,
[] Uhm,
[] Or Jules,,,
[] Whikhever,

[] The wigglers are. uhm. reminding me,
[] I forged my papers when I askended,
[] I thought I kould trikc someone into thincing I was real Laurel pedigree,
[] It worced for a while, Being a prissy koldie's ship wasn't so bad,
[] Someone figured out my okulars are the wrong kolor green. though. and then I was a station,

 

omg
i have NO idea wat that means
but it sounds cool!!!!!!

 

You don't know~
It's bugs~.
It's about farming better edible bugs~.

 

Why would someone care what color your eyes are~? Also, despite how I look, I am not 5 sweeps old~.

 

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But that's so~.
Dumb and wasteful~?
If she could do the work who cares about her bloodline~?

 

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[] What he said.
[] Sorry,,,

[] Koldi-
[] ,,,,,,,,,,,
[] SORRY!!!!!!!!!!

 

No, it's fine, a good chunk of coldies are the worst~.
I might not be a lowblood, but I'm not a highblood, either~.
That sounds exactly like the sort of bullshit some people get hung up over~.
I'm sorry you had to go through that, ma'am~.

 

omg
oh. em. gee.
you r gonna b doin good works.
pls make many tasty snacks

 

I will make the tastiest, fattest snackgrubs~.

 

-She is too startled by being called 'ma'am' to do more than gawk.-

 

...are you okay~?
Do you need me to get anything for you~?

 

ur gonna make me cry..... or drool............
o no im hungry

 

There Are So Many Loud Assholes In Here Now. How The Fuck Did That Happen. Shoo, Go Back To The Rock You Crawled Out From Under.