shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

im alvways good, madam.

 

[He charges at @Narcissus ]

 

*Suddenly, wings. He flutters a few feet above Orlandeu's head, looking down.*

hey, hey, relax a little there, chief.

 

who invited the fuckboys

 

Themselves, apparently.

 

*Grins wickedly*
Like I said, champ, if it were that easy to escape from me, I wouldn't have nearly as many assault convictions as I do.
[His veins glow a bright yet murky grey, and water gushes from the soles of his feet at a high pressure, launching him into the air toward @Narcissus ]

 

*wink*

 

@Tamika Arias ...he thinks it's funny when people call him a fuckboy...for some reason...
[juice frowns]

 

I DuNNo iF You'Re So FaST WHy DiD You GeT aRReSTed To Be CoNViCTeD aT aLL?

 

we got one tryhard with a cig and one tryhard with cool wings point to fishface seeing as how hes at least original about it

i cant help but think if youre that easy for pigs to catch you can't be that hard to run from. someone, not naming names, dont know how to wait till there ain't no witnesses, and that don't fill me with respect for their mental faculties.

by the way i rock the face scar better than you could dream to

[[She sneers.]]

ugh, i can guess. good job, brolando, youve failed to meet even my expectations.

 

ooh beat me to it, girl. great minds *do* think alike >:]

 

That was before everybody started being able to do shit like this!

 

oooooh big boy's so tough and talented, but only when he's got superpowers to back him up

"i suck without magic powers" isn't shocking because you suck slimy balls *with* powers. all you're telling us with those assault convictions is that you're violent *and* stupid. fucking amateur.

 

Yeah, have fun roasting that strawman, will you.

The fuck's your deal anyways, this fuck was using his mind control powers to coerce people, he deserves what's coming to him.

 

*allegedly.

 

THaT DoeSN'T MaKe aNy SeNSe. WouLDN'T eVeRyoNe iNCLuDe THe LeGiSLaCeRaToRS?

 

...he's lying to make himself look like an asshole...never ran away from the cops...he always got so into brutalizing whichever bully who was unfortunate enough to run into him that he never noticed that the police arrived...

he hasn't gotten any more convictions 'cause he met me...and i try to keep him out of trouble...emphasis on try...

[they yawn as their veins glow blue, and they blow @Narcissus away with a powerful wind created by a shockwave]

 

...hyperbole, i think...what happened doesn't affect well-adjusted people...

 

[He looks annoyed, and returns to the ground as he allows his veins to stop glowing. He takes a deep breath to calm himself down.]

You saw what that guy did earlier, why'd ya have to stop me?

 

...wouldn't accomplish anything...'cept frustrate you...if you'd paid a lil more attention earlier...you might have noticed that this one doesn't feel pain

'sides...not nice to hit people when it's not necessary, anyways...