shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

what like his motives are supposed to make him look less stupid

pay a-fucking-ttention to your surroundings the brain is a weapon too so use it

how the fuck does that affect you being a tryhard kill him for all i care buddy this changes nothing

you only got caught before getting powers is what you said right

 

it's more complicated than that...i can't tell you the truth though...it's really personal...not my place to talk about it

it's just...

like i said...what happened doesn't affect well-adjusted people

...doesn't excuse his actions tho... @Orlandeau ...c'mere

 

[He glances from side to side, in the vain hope that Juice is talking to a different Orlandeau]

Y-yeah?..

 

Spoiler

...get in the box...

 

[Resigned to his fate, he sits down in the tiny box, blushing with embarrassment, hiding his face in his knees]

 

*Snicker.*

 

[they start playing the song from their phone]

 

...aRe LeGiSLaCeRaToRS "WeLL-aDJuSTeD" WHeRe You CoMe FRoM? ...WeiRD.

 

oOh, legislaceratoOoOrs may SEEM well adjusted but isn't that SUSPICIOoOUS? O_o
with the snake troOoOlls, oOoOr snOoOolls, proOoOven to infiltrate alternian goOvernment at the highest level, i myself woOoOuldn't trust any Oof them! the truth is oOoOut there and his hOoOnoOrable tyranny is HIDING it froOm us!

 

...FuCKiN aLTeRNiaN GoVeRNMeNT, HoW DoeS iT eVeN WoRK?

*Moraga shrugs*

 

it doesn't, moonstone. it doesn't.

 

are you saying im not vwell-adjusted?

 

...not any more or less in proportion to the rest of the population...i think?

i'm not a psychiatric epidemiologist...can't really say...too much to wrap my brain around

..?

you...you are not from my universe...your genetic species...isn't real...in my universe...

 

*Shoves @Cronus J. Ampora forward.*

 

Are you asking them to insult your selfcest boyfriend?

 

Please, keep him.

We already have an Otis in our universe, we don't need a Cronus making life even more unbearable.

 

yes, since they vwont say it to my face.

vwho says i vwas offering him up?

 

You weren't, I just don't like even the idea of him existing alongside us, to be quite honest.

 

What is an Otis and how can it possibly be as frustrating as this...infestation.

 

You're giving him a lot of reasons to break up with you.