shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

and ivwe got tvwo reasons for him to stay vwith me right here. *He gestures at his chest.*

 

Otis Kinsley.

Imagine a version of this asshole that is actually semi-competent, charismatic, and with bomb powers.

 

And since he's you, they'll actually work.

 

*He grabs a boob like he wasn't just implicitly insulted.*

 

...

I'm not certain if that sounds more annoying. Part of why this coward is so frustrating is his lack of competence. Semi-competency means "potentially dangerous coward" though.

 

My sister has more of a chest.

 

thats nice, but vwhos the one vwith a hand on his tit here?

 

Given whose hand it is I think she's better off, honestly.

 

You're on the right track, except I'd describe him more as an extremely dangerous coward

Who pointedly has bomb powers.

 

So less frustrating, but far more of a problem. God's claws why.

 

yknowv, this cat doesnt sound half-bad. maybe you only THINK hes an asshole because YOURE an asshole.

 

*Crotula sticks their head through the bars of SELF LOATHING GAY BABY JAIL.*

h3y, yknowv, 1f you dont vw4nt mor3 of th3m, po1nt1ng out th3 amount of th3m 1s l1t3r4lly th3 vworst th1ng you could do!!

 

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...no.

 

im going to assume that you said no because you cannot handle the sheer levwel of SUFFERING CREATOR that has just entered your midst.

 

is that a fucking gremlin.

 

no...he was a manipulative abuser...messed up a good friend of ours pretty bad...also nearly blew up the state of michigan

 

no. im a human. i eat leavwes and vwatch shitty singing movwies.

 

yeah, vwhatevwer. just no one feed that thing after noon.

 

NO. GOD NO. You get back to the haunted lands from which you clearly crawled.

 

1vw3 vw4rn3d you 4ll, m4n. no on3 l1st3nz to m3 though!!!!!