shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

"I keep the origins and scope of my wealth secret," she says. "It's worked so far. Being creepy and undead also helps. Only my wife and her ex know the full details; we split it three ways, me for knowing where it was, my wife for organizing the recovery, and her ex for doing the actual salvaging. And they want to keep it quiet."

 

(i hate my lusus i hate my lusus i hate my lusus i hate my lusus i HATE MY LUSUS I HATE MY LUSUS I HATE MY LUSUS)

 

Gettin' wings's easier when ya got a bigger altmode to draw kibble out from. As it stand's I'd have to fold 'em in somewhere 'n' a bike only has so much room.
Hey, I always wondered, how d'you guys lay down on ya back w'thout yer wings growin' numb?

 

I don't.

 

Thaaaaat depends on kibble! Mine actually notch into my back if I set them the right way, but Eclipse's are ridiculous to manage! :P And some jets just plain don't lie on their backs, I think?

 

Well someone in th' trine pile us'ally ends up on 'eir back sweetspark, that's just how physics shake out.

Huh that's p' sweet. ain't got much mobile kibble, 'cept the wheels so I ain't got much experience wit' how that stuff moves in root, ya know.

 

There aren't enough good dads to go around.

I've had a dad and a stepdad, and would've been better off without either of them, honestly.

 

Ehhhh if it's a problem for everyone that's not necessarily true! And if Lacuna is uncomfortable on her back her trinemates should work to accommodate that anyway. :c

Yeah, true! And I have no idea how wheels work in root, my landing gear's only external in alt! :P

 

Aww

Mine don´t move much either, ´cepting my ears an´those ain´t really kibble.

 

...I missed the dad conversation. Oh no.

[His text goes large enough to be seen by anyone looking in his general direction.]
I will dad anyone who wants a new dad! You all deserve to be happy!!!

 

-snorts and flicks a protruding piece of his helm- Don´t think you´d like how I play sweetspark, and your Conjunx might just want to kill me.

 

I don' wan' Flips adoptin' yer sorry aft either.

That's true. An' I could tell ya but it ain't the same as experiencin' it :P

Their pretty cute's what they are.

Between you 'n' Flips I'm surprised we managed'ta pick up as little strays as we did.

 

Ya think? :P
Flips 'n' me we ain't much for exclusivity, we ain't jealous 'n' we know eachother's tastes. He might wanna watch but he prob'ly won't veto anythin' unless yer lit'rally gon' snuff my spark to get off.

 

???

 

[His wings droop a little, and his smile fades.]

...a military operation, even one that's theoretically diplomatic, isn't really a place for recovery. We've helped some people in our time, yes, and I do enjoy it! But it wouldn't be fair to bring someone who needed support onto a ship that could very easily become a battleground. Someday, maybe, once we're done our posting on the TEAM.

(...okay, thanks to timeline shenanigans in this place I know my trine and I end up with dependents anyway, but shh. The first two don't count, they're surprises!)

 

Unmodded berths tend to the narrow, so the largest in a trine usually ends up on his back at the bottom of the pile if everyone wants cuddles.

 

I guess?

 

It´s not so bad. -he looks a bit wistful-

 

Well, your wings aren't as proportionately large as mine.

 

how does cuddling work if youre all made out of metal.