shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

You're made of dirty water.

 

You have a point. -smiles-

-silently points at the Hurdle and Sawbones pile, rolls his optics.-

 

Anyway! I'm sure you've got friends, right?

 

[He curls his wings forward, not quite into Starscream's space but still a conciliatory/protective gesture.] I'm sorry.

How would it not?

 

Not really. Allies, lackeys, turbofox paws. No friends.

 

-his wings flick in surprise, but he doesn´t move away just yet. Not need to right. It´s not as if he´s cuddling anyone in public.-

 

...WELL, I want to be friends with you. And like, there comes times when you can only really rely on yourself or your twin, and that's... normal, probably. It's very probably a normal and healthy thing. But it won't last.

 

-snorts, pets more helm kibble- No, not like that. But most mechs put up with considerably less if they aren´t getting a proper frag out of it.-

 

[He hums a little, but doesn't press forward; crowding Starscream is probably not a good idea, even if Whisper thinks he could use a hug!]

...sw-- Lacuna. You're not wrong, sometimes you really only can rely on yourself, but that's not... that's not supposed to be a permanent thing, or a healthy one. 'Normal' isn't the same as 'good'.

 

... that won't be a probl'm. But we might wanna take further discussion a' this somewhere the sparklings can't get scandalized. ;)

 

Am I the one who needs cheering up right now? No! Shh!

 

Hey, I know 20 might not seem like a whole lot of years to a species with the longevity of yours, but I'm not a kid, and don't really have a need for anyone watching out for me at this point.

To put it simply, I'm too old for adoption now, anyways. It's true that I got screwed out of getting to have a real childhood, but there's nothing to be done about it at this point, you dig?

You're declinin' a request I've never made.

 

I can worry about both of you!! :C I can worry about lots of people at the same time!!!

 

Ya expectin me ta move? -arches optic ridge-

 

Probably safer. We´ll never hear the end of it if she scare a sparkling.

 

-pets lacunas pigtail- It´s alright, I´m fine. I´ve gotten used to being on my own. Though, if you want my advice, if you do ever get a trine, hold on to them.

 

@Anhelia Aescar What colour am I?

 

Ah. Is, ah... that why you're lonely? Because it's okay to be!

 

...and again, 'normal'-- or, in this case, 'being used to'-- isn't the same as 'good'. But it's probably not my place to lecture, hmm? You're old enough to handle yourself, I shouldn't be meddling unasked.

...I am willing to listen, if you ever want to talk to someone uninvolved.

 

I ain't ever assumed ya'd be requestin, kid, Flips'd give ya the look anyhow. Jus' how he is. He's got a spark the size'a Luna-1 'n' c'n ne'er stop fussin'.

Welp. Don't s'ppose ya wanna come with, Saws? I bet we c'n find somethin' fun fer ya 's well.

Agreed. Buuuut I'm kinna stuck right now. -gestures helplessly at the cute catformer pinning him-