shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Er.

Spoiler: He pulls his wings down and in, trying to make himself smaller

...comedic exaggeration, sir?

 

Now why is it that you realize this and no one else does?

A variety of religious texts.

 

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Okay, sure.
I can't do that, by the way. Too many variables. Way too many variables. ლ(｡-﹏-｡ ლ)

 

And the entirety of the Clavis Aurea order.
Although I know a select few who never bought into the whole divine infallibility thing.

 

Oh, those. They're all pure jetfuel anyway.

 

Dunno who they are but they sound like folks I'm not gonna hang out with.

 

The scrapheads who were running Upper Tetrahex. Rest assured, they exist no more.
(Apostasia smiles a bit wistfully) Neither does the city.

 

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Great! Lovely to... hear!

 

Because most of Iacon's current population is also traumatized and suspicious? :c Cybertron needs more trained therapists, seriously, I almost feel like we're doing the wrong thing taking two with us on the TEAM.

 

Good to know, considering what one of them says about me....

-laughs. and if he happens to be standing between Whisper and Primus a little, that´s coincidence- Keep them, I doubt two will make such a large difference.

 

As in, don't want t' take more away from Cybertron 'r as in workload's too much fer just th' two'a us? Cause I c'n tell you, wouldn't have signed on if Aurora wasn't head'a mental health here already.

 

...Well obvs I'm not talking about what they say about anyone else. They're just jetfuel when it comes to me.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
(I've been reading a lot of them recently)

 

...to be fair, sir, if you're talking about the 'prophecy' I think you are, it doesn't specify that you do something bad, just that you're there. Which you were. People just... assumed, because of your wartime reputation.

[His wings ease up a little, and if they happen to curl towards Starscream-- it's not too forward! Just appreciation! For being willing to put himself between a stranger and Primus himself!]

...the first one, sorry. You do good work here, and I'm grateful! (Eclipse... doesn't want to talk to Aurora, for one, why I don't know.) But there are many more people on Cybertron than on this one little ship who could use the help.

 

Oh slag off.

They sure did. -looks around- I need a drink, please tell me this..whatever this is serves engex.

 

Thing is, though, Cybertron's got the Academy. They can turn out as many new therapists as want t' be one - had a good few of 'em graduate with me. The TEAM don't have that. An' y' spread somebody too thin, they burn out.

Not blamin' you for how y'feel, mind. Jus' givin' you a li'l perspective, is all.

 

It serves whatever you like, honestly-- I prefer hot oil or a good infusion myself, but if engex is more your speed by all means. [He summons a cube of his own, faintly-steaming energon with something glittery suspended in the fluid.]

...that's fair. Sorry.

 

（๑・౩・๑）
Will do, frand!

 

-he smiles-
Don't need t' apologize, kiddo. You're comin' from a place'a caring, an' that means a lot.

 

-what was that Lord Starscream wants engex? Oh boy is someone glad for her timing
Nichrome holds out a cube of very fancy iaconian engex with a respectful salute-

 

Okay. c: [He's totally not hiding in his tea infusion, that would be silly. Tea can't hide wingspeak anyway.]

Spoiler: senpai said I did a good oh no