Discussion in 'It's Galley's Turn' started by the fourth wall, Aug 23, 2016.
Aaahaha... you wha7, now? I've no7 me7 you before 7onigh7, ma7e.
-the mi retreats to a safer bit of plating- Mi! You move inside!
There are a lot of things I wouldn't have put in those books if I wrote them today.
Especially not if I'd known that the readers were going to be twelve.
I ran into a very inventively bowdlerised version in one dimension.
Trust me, that is not what my most-regretted tattoo looked like.
Sure, we could provide the music. Seagull and the Mech.
What? You never told me!
Oh~. It's you~.
Enjoying trying to win another group over with your lies~?
I wasn't sure how you'd take the idea that you were bald and had seven eyes.
He returns to his previously set up corner with the armchair and the fireplace and the positively drenched carpet, still dripping water despite Ford's recommendation.
"I have not a clue what you are talking about, good sir, I was talking about the way I drowned in the Thames River."
*the seagull quivers, overcome by excitement* holy shit a "parties". holy fuck. okay. be cool Seagull. be cool. be cool. you're growing as a person
hey uh. do you mind if I. maybe screech for a second. I am trying to grow as a person. which means not screeching. but I'm very excited. and it's getting real hard to not screech
I could make your screech even louder if you wanted.
(holy shit holy shit holy shit. this is the best fucking day of my life) is it really okay. I have been informed. by numerous people. that screeching is unacceptable "parties" behaviour. and I would really hate to fuck up my chances. now that I have taken my first step. to becoming "a better person". instead of being "an asshole"
*the seagull is visibly restraining itself from screeching*
You can screech, it's fine!
Cricke7! I7's been ages, hasn'7 i7? How've you been, chum?
I ain'7 lyin', C-Ricke7, I don'7 know 7his alien, 'specially no7...
-Thames cuts off mid-sentence and honest to Demoness splutters.-
Sufferer's sacred nipple pan7s, wha7're you on abou7?! Of all the lewd --
-He looks around.-
I don'7 know him, gen7s, hones7, he's lyin', plain as moonligh7. Ha ha...
I've been fine, since you got everyone to hate me~.
He seems amused and offended in equal measure.
"Why would you accuse me of lying! I am still dripping with the ample evidence! You fiend!"
@Mister Simon Schuyler
Congratulations then, newly bereft
Of life, of chances, and all that makes
The living rise, to challenge the stakes
The self-help books are to the left.
*Ford looks horrified*
Ah, so at least no surprise. Am I to understand that you are deceased? That is a circumstance that applies to me as well. I am an Eternal, a scientific revenant brought back by skilled scientists and advanced procedures..
"Many thanks, my dear. I think I would prefer the company of my lady wife over the literature but I fear I have no choice in the matter."
He says, most innocently:
"I hear they are in fashion in Madrid. Of course no one cares about Madrid that knows about fashion."
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