shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Valiska hugs Chroma, and drapes her cloak around the girl. To Mituna she says, "Yeah. Revolution. Our planet was almost sold out from under us by a legitimate duly elected, bought and paid for government. So we took over the fleet, and the power grid, and fought in the streets and on line, nationalised all the banks, and threw a few dozen old bastards out windows."

 

-Chroma chitters quietly-
I Like The Defenstration Part Most.

 

"It's an assertive management strategy," Valiska sings, gently but gleefully.

 

-Mituna looks appreciative.-

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While this is 6etter than y9ur unwarranted 6lack advance, seeing as y9ur partner appears t9 6e c9nsenting t9 y9ur exhi6iti9nist display 9f c9ncilliat9ry em9ti9n, I must ask y9u t9 t9ne d9wn the pu6lic acts 9f affecti9n. There are th9se present wh9 are made unc9mf9rta6le 6y r9mantic displays, especially th9se 9f the pale quadrant, and I w9uld appreciate it if y9u w9uld take their feelings int9 acc9unt. 9f c9urse, I am n9t f9rcing y9u t9 d9 this, as y9u are a sentient 6eing capa6le 9f ch99sing y9ur 9wn path in life. Please d9 n9t interpret this as a c9mmand. I am simply suggesting that y9u sh9uld really take int9 acc9unt the fact that y9u are in a pu6lic setting, and cann9t always have things aligned perfectly t9 y9ur wishes.

 

HEY CHROMA WANT TO BRUSH MY HAIR AGAIN?

-She flips off Kankri-

 

Actually, you know what? You're in a public setting, sweaterboy. You can't always have everything aligned to your wishes. So maybe put a sock in it.

 

Now Where Has That Pile Of Socks I Know Sans Is Hiding Gotten To...

-takes out a brush set-
Always Blizzard Dearest <>
My Darling Diamond <>
I Love Gently Running My Claws Through <> Your Hair <> And Then Gently Getting Papped By You.

 

"If you need dirty socks I'm sure I can find you some," Dipper says helpfully, and opens his backpack.

 

THAT'S KIND OF GROOOOOOSS INKTHORN <3<

 

"Do you ever," Valiska says, thinking pleasant predatory thoughts about a certain bitch she is planning to slap...real...hard.

"Little ethnocentric there, social justice boy?" Valiska exclaims. "See, where we live, Chroma and me, it is considered perfectly fucking normal for a mama, like me, to hug her kids and wrap them up in her cloak in front of anyone up to and including the Blessed Imperator whose blessed ass I put on the blessed throne myself--with the help of my friends. You are being trollcentric in a mixed space and completely ignoring that as a felinoid sapient it is natural and expected for me to snuggle my kits whether I give birth to them or pick them up off of the street in the middle of a fuckin' firefight, because Talassani kits are born sightless without the ability to regulate their own body temperatures and require constant maternal care."

 

"You'd rather I was still wearing 'em, sour note?" Dipper laughs. "I got distracted on the way to the laundry room."

 

you VWEAR the used socks?

vwowv, and i thought i vwas unsanitary.

 

I~.
Don't think he means that kind of used~.
Ew~.

 

"No," says Dipper. "I was heading down to wash them." He stares at Cronus. "So tell us more about how you have to dig up your friends again? I met another Ampora before. Kept his gun as a souvenir."

 

"Ew," says Dipper.. staring in frank amazement at Cronus. "Have you not ever heard of tissues?"

 

NOPE I'D RATHER YOU LIKE DO YOUR LAUNDRY LIKE THE REST OF US.

UM LIKE GENERALLY WE WASH THEM BEFORE WE WEAR THEM AGAIN.

 

"He's done more laundry since we met you then he's done in the last two years before that," Mabel says, grinning, and punches Dipper lightly on the shoulder. She doesn't say anything to Cronus. He's like, the secret love child of Eridan Ampora and Gideon Gleeful, from everything she's personally seen and heard, and that's a bucket and a half of pure NOPE.

 

Socks sound uncomfortable too~.

 

-0 As someone with multitudinous reasons to be uncomfortable with the pale quadrant, you set my teeth on edge far more than any PDA.
-0 Leave them alone.