shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Discussion in 'It's Galley's Turn' started by the fourth wall, Aug 23, 2016.

  1. -Acheta grabs Skippy's hand, squeezing.-
    You okay~?
     
  2. crocellsApostate

    crocellsApostate bard of makes you hard

    one, it vwas a joke.

    tvwo, i cant evwen USE tissues OR socks. us highbloods, our bodily fluid vwolume is off the charts. theres a reason genetic material has to be collected in full size metal pails.
     
  3. eyefishSoup

    eyefishSoup Oneira Eluvei, Knight of Hope [18+]

    Mabel! Clearest of night skies--
    (Oneira picks Mabel up in a hug and twirls her)
     
  4. Oh, like that's just a highblood thing~!
    Don't flatter yourself, buster~!
     
  5. Dipper Pines

    Dipper Pines [WT/18+/NS] Mage of Time

    Dipper shrugs. "My kismesis is a higher highblood than you," he says, "but I thought maybe the other girl knew something about you in particular that I didn't. Although I'm relieved to hear she has better taste than that."
     
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  6. Mabel Pines

    Mabel Pines [WT/18+/NS] Witch of Heart

    Mabel twirls around and around with Oneira, kissing her face and laughing. Cronus can just suck it if he has a problem.
     
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  7. saxifragousBrocard

    saxifragousBrocard -0 Suffering.

    -0 Uh.
    -0 Yes?

    -His fin twitches. Way to forget that people you know are here, Skip!-

    -He takes his hand back and drags both down his face. He is amazingly purple, the fucking prude.-

    -0 How do I get hive from here.
     
  8. Oh, he started it~!
    I'm nearly 8, anyway, I can talk about that stuff~.
    And... I don't know~?

    -She looks at Valiska.-
     
  9. crocellsApostate

    crocellsApostate bard of makes you hard

    look, i vwas tying it into the 'highbloods havwe more bodily fluid' thing, ok? cause vwe do. vwe can bleed out for HOURS. NIGHTS, probably. i knowv for sure hours, dunno howv long EXACTLY.
     
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  10. Doesn't apply to reproductive fluids~.
     
  11. crocellsApostate

    crocellsApostate bard of makes you hard

    howv vwould you knowv?
     
  12. It's basic biology~?
    There have been studies done, you know~.
     
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  13. saxifragousBrocard

    saxifragousBrocard -0 Suffering.

    -0 Depends on the wound.

    -0 How would you?
     
  14. crocellsApostate

    crocellsApostate bard of makes you hard

    seeing as ivwe banged a good fewv? howv do you think.
     
  15. I don't believe you~.
     
  16. eyefishSoup

    eyefishSoup Oneira Eluvei, Knight of Hope [18+]

    (Oneira hollers over)
    Pics or it didn't happen!
     
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  17. Also, why are you bragging about your poor clotting ability and lack of first aid skill~?
     
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  18. crocellsApostate

    crocellsApostate bard of makes you hard

    pretty invwasivwe and creepy, dont you think? demanding pics of my sex life?
    vwowv, im SORRY that i didnt immediately patch up the RIDICULOUS AMOUNT OF STA8 VWOUNDS (and by ridiculous, i mean RIDICULOUS. im pretty sure the fella KNEWV the amount of times he stabbed me vwas absurd and he kept going anyvways) in my adolescent torso. i hate to break this to you, but being stabbed hurts. a lot. and that kinda makes it hard to think rationally.
     
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  19. You're hardly the only person who has been stabbed~.
    Really, who hasn't~?
     
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  20. saxifragousBrocard

    saxifragousBrocard -0 Suffering.

    -0 Did you just.
    -0 Lie there.
    -0 Really.

    -0 I've been shot?
     
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