shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Yeah. A troll baby.

 

What does it eat? Maybe if we feed it enough, it could just fall asleep like eating turkey or something.

 

other grubs.

 

What does it drink?

 

do i look like i knowv? i only knowv they eat each other because i knewv a guy vwho knewv a girl vwho ovwersawv the cavwern trials.

they pupate after that and vwigglers eat like normal trolls.

 

-rolls her optics and makes a piece of very fresh meat appear-
Try feedin´him dat. @Nick Valentine

 

They drink water, yo+u finfaced buffo+o+n.

Grubs do+ eat o+ther grubs, tho+ugh. Anyo+ne with a basic understanding o+f o+ur species' eating habits co+uld have figured that o+ut tho+ugh.

 

Oh look at the time it's murder'o'clock.

-leaves in a music box filled hurry-

 

vwatch it.

 

Oh. Right. I'm so+rry. My great and ever so+ respect vio+let superio+r.

-huffs at him and turns to look at the grub-

Yo+u seem healthy eno+ugh...Always hard to+ tell with yo+u little o+nes tho+ugh.

 

Well, i never seen this before. I need all the help I can get.

*Tries to feed the meat to the baby.

Just luck, I have water. *pulls out a canteen full of water.

 

*Screams in triumph and devours the meat so fast it's a wonder it doesn't take off his hand as well.*

 

-giggles with motherly delight and relief. it is always worrying when they won't eat-

Careful with the water. They're very fo+nd o+f biting whatever they can get their fangs into+.

 

Jeez, this thing is as vicious as a deathclaw. At least its cuter than one.

 

do you all havwe some kind of policy about '''rescuing''' food. vwould you liberate a cluckbeast sandvwich.

 

Gotcha. *holds the baby and slowly pours the water into the baby's mouth*

 

No ´cause th´"sandwich" ain´t alive, idiot.

 

it vwont livwe for long vwithout a lusus, anyvways. ill get my lunch one vway or another.

 

I have so+me kind o+f po+licy o+n ensuring as many grubs survive as po+ssible. It used to+ be my jo+b, in fact. Well, unless they were mutants but then there is a reaso+n I do+n't have said jo+b any lo+nger.

 

It will live just fine so+ lo+ng as a surro+gate can be fo+und.