shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Eh.

 

-sighs heavily-

 

youre nicknames are fucking dumb, shitgod

 

The fuck else is new? Water's wet. I'm dumb.

 

[the clown slaps at the handmaid with a severed ass, honking before he attempts to flee]

 

God damn shitty ass clowns. Least he's smart enough to hit me. Smart enough to run too.

-you're on the list clown. or would be. were Clowns not special. fuckers-

 

[he stops running for a moment, honks smugly in response, farts, and then continues to flee

his escape is slow due to the clown shoes, causing him to trip and faceplant several times]

 

Trolls societally acknowledge four types of romance, collective-referential "the quadrants". Adjectival forns "quadratic" and "quadrantic": "of or relating to the quadrants". Alternian glyphs as a whole map relatively closely to those of another planet, actually, and considering when I last interacted with either species they hadn't even heard of each other there are some interesting implications concerning...

Er. Anyway.

...what the boundaries are between each type I have no idea, get one of them to explain. But structure exists. (Axes sexual-nonsexual and... near as I could tell something like love-hate? Think there's some drift or slang going on there though, "hate" is somehow both romantic and not-love?? Confusing.)

 

...which. I just realized is almost exactly what the new troll said. Um. Sorry.

Alternian adjectives refer both to quadrilaterals and the romance system. Neocybex "quadratic" does not. Don't know about whatever language Prion used. Universal translator here is... "universal" in that it translates from other universes, not so much in that it always does so accurately.

 

so if i started speaking old draconic would you guys be able to tell or not

 

Depends on whether you want us to understand, I think?

 

well you understood what i just said so i dont know what that proved

 

Dot der translatink thing vorks, obveeusly

 

okay yeah you have a point there

nari wants me to try to figure out how it works but thats boring so it can deal

 

-snorts- Tell hyu spark to komm und do her own investigashun.

 

-a mi is sniffing at Sala trying to figure out what they are-

 

*The grub is awake. The grub is screaming.*

 

-Iridium dangles a strip of fresh, grub-appropriate meat by the open and wailing mouth.-

 

*The screaming is stifled by dead flesh.*

 

Are you hungry? Do you need to expel waste products?