shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

That's what she said~.

See~!

 

no, i dragged myself into the darkest, most deserted dersian alleyvway i could find and THEN i lay there. i havwe self-respect.

 

Yerr kinda trroll ushorely brigs aboat theirr catches if you catch my drrift. Knot even a 'look who I hooked up with'? Booooring.

 

can i get that again in plain beforan?

 

-0 So you can drag yourself into an alley while in intense pain.
-0 But you can't send a text.
-0 And you still have subpar clotting capabilities.

 

Eheehee~.
Are you sure you want to go home, Skippy~?
You're slinging some hot burns~.

 

-He blinks innocently.-

-0 Merely asking for clarification.

 

the difference is, dragging yourself into an alley doesnt take a vwhole lotta conscious reasoning. it takes 'im definitely going to get mugged a second time if i stay vwhere i am' and it takes movwement. sending a text? first i gotta try and get my captchalogue to cooperate, vwhich is nearly impossible, and THEN i havwe to figure out vwhos evwen online. out of those online people, i havwe to take out all the prospitian dreamers and those vwho are avwake. that gets me vwith maybe one-tvwo people tops. and id havwe to HOPE that one of those people vwas someone vwho vwas vwilling to help me out. if those one or tvwo people vwere anyone along the lines of peixes, megido, or captor? im screwved because they vwont do shit. that means id havwe to catch zahhak or leijon, and THEN theyd havwe to find me. and id still be bleeding out the entire time.

 

Or you could carry a first aid kit with you and do basic patch-up to not die~.
Doesn't everyone carry one at all times~??

 

no?

 

Why the heck not~?

 

because thats the dvweebiest thing ivwe evwer heard of and @crocellsApostate2 is standing ten feet avway.

 

Says the guy who got stabbed and bled out like a loser~.

 

"Wake up," Valiska suggests. "This is a liminal dreamscape. If you didn't come here on purpose you're probably dreaming."

Valiska shakes her head. "You really are a fucking idiot; I'm not surprised you're dead."

 

hey, ill havwe you knowv i vwas murdered in a vway there vwas literally no vway to prevwent. do you vwant me to bandage my exploded bits? put some ointment on the shattered pieces of my horns turned shrapnel?

 

-0 How would one get to a dreamscape without
-0 Dreaming?

 

Dying, it sounds like~?

 

Shenanigans =P

More seriously: dying? Induced trance state? Spatiotemporal anomaly? As-yet-unknown science?

 

-0 She did imply it is possible to come here intentionally.
-0 Dying is not necessarily.
-0 Well.
-0 Intended.

-0 Ah. Thank you.

 

He is gently blowing on a mug of something steaming. Somehow he is still dripping river water.
"Indeed my dear."