shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Sure?? Didn't find much of interest myself, but if Lacuna wants to show off her prizes...

 

"Nah, my dog's not magic. Much." Jade sits down next to Tori.

 

-GASP A MIND READING SHANIR WOMAN. grows tense and fearful around this mysterious dog woman. she does have a dog though...FILTHY SHANIR THOUGH-

 

No, actually, my father was the only scaleless dragon from my world. All the other dragons have course scales. Make me feel special.

 

Good.

An´I´m your medic in that I´m th´TEAMs medic. Not yers personally.

 

-She pulls out a haul almost half her size.-

So good.

 

[Having convealed the true flocus of these shappenstances, the Gabbermock snorkles reprimordiously]
"Purlopt the vittles, little one

Wearn not for others' substake​

Farether of value, is the chum

Than a refast without kintake.
​

Floun-flabber not the gabberance of the canid

For it is you, not the Mimi sphickles, that swillage​

Purportune yourself not be a beast of fluzz, freignid

Or find naught, come 12th Perigree's Eve, but zillage."​

 

Jade raises an eyebrow. "Dude, you were staring at my dog like he coughed up an arm. You can make water appear here too. Anyone can."

 

*creates a little snow cloud over Jade* How is this for water? Hehe.

 

JAAAAAADE!

 

*The Gabberwock chortles with scockery. Look at what has become of yours, Sequin.*

 

-glares hatefully at jade and her mindreading-

 

*Seahorsedad quietly disowns Cronus and scoots over to @calicosAssassin.*

 

*He looks down at @Seahorse Dad with the softest expression he's made thus far. Which, isn't saying much, but still.

Head pat pat. Good dad. Best friend.*

 

-Iridium shrinks down to about Gabberwock-size.-

Hello. Can you understand me?

 

*Corrafirmatory gronk*

 

Wonderful. Congratulations on your new charge!

 

"Awesome!"

Jade tacklehugs Star.

 

Unique, then! =] Certainly makes an impact on those not used to beastmode kibble... [She tips her head back towards Torisen.]

??? "Your(s)" direct-possessive though, not indefinite-possessive?? "Belonging to [one]", not "belonging to [group]"??

! Much material, yes! [She obviously looks the pile over, but keeps her hands to herself.] Sorted yet?

 

Not fully. If there's anything I can't use, do you want first dibs?