shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Isn't that place kind of, uhhhhh...

 

Never said my name wasn't one'a the stupid ones! ;D

HELLO, BITLET! [Multiple spindly limbs wrap around Ave, making sure they don't fall.] Names, eh? May as well make a start! What you thinking of using, brightspark?

 

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Names huh???

 

I said mind the time. Vector's around somewhere if you end up too far in the future, but good luck getting him to do you any favors. Got his swords up his aft, that one, and not in the fun way.

 

Wait, what happened? Vector?

 

Let's face it, our species tends towards utilitarian names.

 

Oh, plenty of things happened! Two wars! Protoform tantrums! Cheese! Be more specific, Pinky, you're better than that!

...Vector Prime, mind, not Sigma. Vector Sigma can't do scrap for interdimensional travel.

 

I don't really know much about the Primes.

 

-giggles at the affection-
Yes! It's not very smart or creative though... I was thinking... I've not got much distinguishing me right? And um. Blank Slate is a boring sounding name! But! I'm also kind of average! So....
Averagius?
If it's too pretentious sounding I can... change it later! I think a lot of people did that at times!

 

Aren´t the wars and the tantrums about the same thing?

 

You're not average.

 

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Sounds perfect to me!

 

uh... I mean I kinda am? except for the... well the no-kibble-and-monoformer thing.
Average size and weight distribution, average sensory array layout and sensitivity, no outlier traits, no split sparks and stuff...

 

-They smile at Primus even as they cuddle closer to Mala, unsure what to do with lacuna's correction-

 

Then ask about what's directly confusing you. Stars and sparks, what do they teach around your hotspot?

Sounds lovely! Get a whole pile of names you like if you want, lovey, even the mortal mechs change theirs on the regular.

Sometimes! Not often, though, statistically speaking. (If Megatronus and Solus started wars every time they got into a little lovers' spat we woulda woke daddy up much sooner, I'm sure.)

 

You're not average because you're good and nice.

 

So average, in fact, that they're a statistical anomaly, even.

 

They can call themself Averagius if they like, pinklet. [The optic focused on Lacuna narrows.]

Aren't oxymorons lovely? ;)

 

Best way to rob someone.

 

-muffled gagging noises-

Aw leave the kid be, they picked a name they like and think suits 'em, it's their choice!