shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

I am four million and what is this.

 

Y'all're askin the wrong mech to dance.
*Ratio waggles his optic ridges. It's still party time. The muffled eurobeat music hasn't stopped*

 

New phone who dis

 

We'll try to keep it standing for a few millenia yet.
In the meantime I can show you a few of the more interesting spots, if you want?

[it was supposed to be a meta-pun, in the same vein as rung and froid]

I'll tell him you said that.

 

Future's not necessarily the best option, duckie, but you keep on doing that.

...sure, why not, hit me, what've you got?

Oh, please do, maybe then he'll get his aft in gear and come out here, stars know his planet's useless right now anyway.

 

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A very important phone call lol

Let's get those old servos rumbling, old man~!

[He starts dancing, too]

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I am 707, Number One LOLOL player and the Rika's Fundraising Association's resident hacker!

My talents include hacking, infiltration, hacking, and being fluent in 17 different languages~

 

!! Which? =o

 

Sparks? Is that thou's life source?

Oh, its was one of those types of wars.

 

Yes and no! Sparks are many many things, and, well-- can't go giving away all the good secrets, hm? I will say it's quite interesting how they manage to spawn without a direct connection to the Well, unless Limmy's been bridging out without telling me again.

 

Mostly common ones, only counting the spoken ones lolol

Korean's my native language.

I also know a few uncommon ones though, like Latin and Hebrew, since I am a very devoted Catholic.

 

Valiska sighs. "Where's @Riki Melsbach got off to? She'll take care of this in a few hot milliseconds."

 

I'm going to default guess "spoilers" and that if you visited somewhen in my past, that you kept to a form that was inconspicious enough that I didn't hear about it.

And I've got lots!
(A bustling city with many different mechanical, organic, and... etheric? creatures.
A wide open plain at dusk, and the deeper the sun sets the more a ghostly meadow becomes visible.
A storm many miles wide, approaching.
Rolling hills under a pitch sky and the nagging feeling of being watched by the land.
A glittering lagoon.
A wide, starry sky.
Something in the air, like disjointed brush strokes that look like a burning bird, fluttering, and landing.
A person half organic half mechanic looking up from working on an intricate clockwork gizmo.
A medium-sized room with a door in the right corner.
The same room, but now torn apart by a gaping abyss, shadows wafting from within, grasping at the edges. The door is now in the upper left corner.
An early morning, mist drifting through the city, covering it like a blanket.)

Sure thing, I'll just waltz right up to him and tell him.
Jokes aside, it's about time I sent an agent to that planet anyway.

 

None of those words mean anything to me but!! Have--

...wait, organic, right. Er. Hm. Have resources for said languages? Acceptable payment for such?

 

Refractor is recon agent. also skilled in infiltration and hacking.
Refractor likes being programmer and engineer more.
Refractor is also a bug.

 

Reffy... :c

 

Right. Refractor isn't supposed to say bad things about self.

 

...Refractor is also ridiculous, that pun is beautiful =]]

 

Ain't nothing wrong 'boat being a bug.

 

An I´m a cat. So what. Y can call yerself a bug if y wanna, frag folks what say it´s a bad thing.

 

lol can Riki dance, too?

[He produces a flash drive]
Sure, here's a copy of my notes from college.

I used to be a bit of a perfectionist lol

I normally charge for my services, but it's free of charge, since I'm sure an alien robot would not have Won.

*Exaggerated gasp* A robot after my own heart~!

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