shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

-0 He can't catch you because I'm not throwing you.

 

Why not~!!
-She pouts, but does not stomp her foot. She's not 5! She's almost 8!-

 

...elaborate? Unsure what "get a feel" means in this context. As long as Demmel doesn't touch or try to control me, should be able to avoid the obvious problems.

 

"The thing is," Valiska says, "when you're always talking about how nobody likes you and you can't get laid, and making apologies for all kinds of harassing and coercive behaviour, it's difficult to believe that you actually have one. I know you faced with one of the bots, but you negotiated that in here. There's really no reason anyone should believe you have a sex life that they can't see happening without some kind of evidence. Not that I personally want or care to know. My own sex life is sufficiently interesting that I don't particularly need to hear about anyone else's."

 

i HAVWE had sex vwith someone before i evwen vwandered in here. this is a FACT and im not lying, and i VWOULD tell you vwho he vwas but he doesnt vwant people to knowv.

 

That ashamed of you, eh~.

 

'Cause he's ashamed of his poor taste?

 

"Is he cheating on someone?" Valiska inquires, one eyebrow raised.

 

... I don't remember doing anything remotely like that. And I don't think that's what I'd have done if I had figured it out.

But, uh, congratulations...

 

Ford shrugs. "I'm better than I was; I never said I was completely cured," he says wryly. "It's possible I imagined those thoughts. But we had a conversation; it was circuitous and weird, but we had it. Anyhow, thanks. That can't have been easy to say."

 

A conversation? Really? When?

And you're welcome, I guess...

 

...you slept with yourself~?

-She looks very weirded out.-

 

i havwe NEVWER SEEN this man in my LIFE.

 

So, you've never looked in a mirror? Really?

 

vwhat? youvwe ALREADY forgotten about our day of PASSION? of kinky shit neither of us vwould admit vwe vwere into vwith someone other than us? you evwen ADMITTED it vwas the best day of your life, pal. vwhat happened to that.

 

(its not a great TIME, man.)

 

(oh, *I* see. you kick dear old cronnie amps in the shame globes vwhile you run off to impress some lusus kinkster.) *Gesture @Valiska Pines .* (look, shes evwen vwearing lusus ears in public. youre REALLY going to pick THAT ovwer me? yourself? youre going to stab yourself in the back?)

 

(cant vwe do this LATER? theres still people vwatching, by the vway. youre NOT making us look good right nowv.)

 

I don't think that's ever a two man job.