shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Your first mistake is assuming that ineptitude and stupidity are linked.

 

-laughs- "Oh we do, justr didn´t realize you guys interface th´same places."

 

They don't have to be linked; there's still a strong correlation between the two.

 

"But he just said he doesn't have species dysphoria." Ford sighs. "He likes his body fine. I'm not really sure why he wants to be human. I understand why he thinks he wants to have been a 1950s greaser, because he has no idea what it would be like for him to try and have a casual sex life in the 1950s where homosexuality was criminalised, contraceptives were frequently ineffective and abortion was illegal and deadly, but he doesn't want to be physically human, and I also understand that, given that I know firsthand how tough seadweller trolls are and how long they live, but what I don't know is what he really wants."

 

Paz snorts. "He's not otherkin, he's a humanboo," she says derisively. "Like those weebs who say they're Japanese on the inside because they believe that anime is real and Japanese women are all lolis and geishas."

 

Is time fo+r Po+rrim to+ be abso+lutely furio+us abo+ut Cro+nus' "species dyspho+ria" bullshit again? Because it sure seems like it is. And, yes, Kanny befo+re yo+u even start I kno+w that my who+le gender dyspho+ria issue so+meho+w isn't an issue at all despite it impacting my mental health and that it's pretty o+n par with feminism in terms o+f no+t pro+blems. Yo+u REALLY do+n't have to+ remind me.

Unless yo+u aren't my Kankri who+ is co+nvinced I do+n't have a pro+blem. In which case, thank go+d, and please igno+re this message.

That being said I'm still furio+us that yo+u decided to+ go+ and say "Wo+w I have dyspho+ria" when, no+, yo+u really, really do+n't, Ampo+ra.

 

"You're right." Mabel grins.

 

"Course I am. Hate you the bestest, pitch bitch." Paz grins and nips Mabel's ear.

 

96vi9usly he w9uld deny having such vulnera6le feelings t9 a cr9wd that has n9t sh9wn him any fav9rability. Furtherm9re, while Cr9nus may or may n9t experience physical species dysph9ria, he quite 96vi9usly experiences s9cial species dysph9ria as sh9wn 6y his rejecti9n 9f tr9llian identity. Such rejecti9n is the very definiti9n 9f s9cial dysph9ria, and I w9uld advise y9u t9 d9 m9re research 9n the matter 6ef9re expressing y9ur 9pini9n 9n it.

I trust that in time, Cr9nus will disc9ver his identity t9 6e m9re than what it seems at first, as I have enc9uraged an9ther g99d friend 9f mine t9 d9. H9wever, he must 6e enc9uraged to 6l9ss9m and shielded fr9m t9xic, a6leist, speciesist, and kinph96ic rhet9ric until he is mentally and em9ti9nally ready t9 handle such criticism.

 

That isn't the definitio+n o+f so+cial dyspho+ria! If anything he feels so+cial o+stracizatio+n! So+cial dyspho+ria is mo+re the disco+mfo+rt I feel when my pro+no+uns aren't used. Or feeling awkward because I'm afraid o+f ho+w so+ciety tends to+ view me as simply being a "man in a dress".

 

Ford rolls his eyes at Kankri and seriously considers changing his colour scheme. There are other sweaters than red and other pants than black in the multiverse! He is hoping he doesn't look even half as goofy as this guy does.

"Cronus doesn't like his culture, and a lot of people feel that way. But he cannot possibly really be from the 1950s on Earth or he would know something about life in that era, above and beyond the existence of greased hair and hot rods. My brother did the greaser thing for a while in the 70s, but that didn't make him a 1950s teenager either. It just meant he watched too damn much Happy Days."

 

"He's a humanboo," Paz replies scornfully. "And you are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too hot to be a man no matter what you wear, hashtag truth."

 

What he is is a pain. An o+ffensive pain. Urgh.

Thank yo+u, by the way. Yo+u've lo+vely hair, yo+u kno+w? That weird shade o+f yello+w so+me humans seem to+ have. It's a pleasant so+rt to+o+? No+t to+o+ bright, but definitely yello+w! Cared fo+r well to+o+.

 

"Thanks," says Paz, blushing a little.

 

Aww. Lo+o+k at yo+u, all blushy o+ver there. At least I assume that's blushing fo+r yo+ur species.

 

P9rrim, please. I am currently in the middle 9f a suita6ly intellectual de6ate and d9 n9t have time t9 discuss y9ur pers9nal pet peeves.

Where has Cr9nus claimed t9 have 6een '69rn' 9r raised 9n Earth in the 1950s? Ign9ring the incredi6ly a6leist c9nn9tati9ns 9f 9nly accepting an identity if the 6earer fits y9ur 9wn pers9nal gatekeeping standards, he fully understands the limits 9f his up6ringing and 6i9l9gy. Hence, y9ur argument is a 6latant cawf9wl fear dummy and I w9uld appreciate it if y9u w9uld ref9rm it t9 6e less fallaci9us.

 

hey, yknow, i got something like that. you doing anything later?

 

I JUST SAID NOT TO DO THAT, KANKRI.

 

So+rry, but no+. I do+n't date Cro+nuses after the first five attempts.

 

Cronus, I would appreciate it if you didn't blatantly hit on my alternate universe alien aunt. Thank you.