shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

I think he was begging for the sweet embrace of death after what you did to him, which makes him rather unlike the grub and Averagius.

 

you worm-infested head cheese

 

Gah, you're making me feel really hungry! Aside from the worm part at least!

 

*He glances at an imaginary wristwatch.*

 

She better no+t be.

 

i guess you could say he honked out under the pressure

honk :op

 

you boring man

 

...anyway i'm going to eat you now.

 

good luck.

 

-She lunges with supertrollian speed!-

 

*He puts an arm out in front of his squishy bits but doesn't move otherwise.*

 

-BAM, she ducks and barrels into him.-

 

"As long as he stays relatively safe." Valiska smiles possessively. "She knows he's mine, and has to be returned in good condition."

 

*He quietly godmods the fuck out of himself via Dream Space Shenanigans. His skin is now (mostly) impenetrable.*

back in my night, they at least gavwe some dumbass speech before satisfying their troll eating fetish.

 

yeah.

-She knocks him down prone and grips his shoulders, godmoding her claws right back, although she can only lightly puncture his skin.-

 

-She then poofs out as she wakes up. Foiled again.-

 

ooh la la, i think i may just pop a vwiggly if this gets any more pitcherotic.

 

Can you not?

 

"Those are some seriously awesome swears," Mabel says, grinning.

 

Relatively safe and Samira are no+t co+ncepts that wo+rk o+ut well to+gether. Granted I'm still alive, but I feel part o+f that is that I'm simply to+o+ stubbo+rn to+ die.