shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Tea might be nice, yeah.

 

"Come on, the Cronuses serve the useful role of making us feel better about ourselves by comparison."

 

Yo+u do+n't have to+ pick up after them, tho+ugh.

 

ey, dont group me in vwith those chode guzzlers. im better. hotter. good at leading.

 

*Mumble.* (debatable.)

 

*She stomps on his foot without looking at him.*

 

Can't answer that one. (๑ˊ▵ॢˋ̥๑) This place does weird shit to my omniscience. In that it doesn't work any more.

 

Easy getting picked up by tanks too
*wistful sigh. Pits, she misses hanging out with soldiers full time sometimes.*

 

'Scuse the blasphemy but were you seriously omniscient in the first place if you had no idea what kind of slag the thirty trillion different religious sects were doing and saying in your name?

 

I saw a window into another space once while hanging out here!! But I didn't go there because it looked scary! I like being here, everyone here is very nice!!! And my parent and my sibling are here! Well at least sometimes!

 

... what?

 

"Remember, these robots transform into machines for various tasks," Anhelia points out. "So in their world, a tank is a person, and thus you can date one."

 

ANYVWAYS, dont listen to anything @Scratch says about me. dudes a moron vwho doesnt knowv howv a revwolution vworks.

 

Wull hey, if you're askin'... ;)

[Waves. Hello, it's your friendly local tankformer!]

 

i agree.

 

Coming right up. This one here's one of my personal favourite blends, but if you want something specific, just tell me.
(Oneira hands her a large, steaming mug full of tea, which is mostly herby and slightly sweet.)

[sorry for the delay, dont have internet on the commute]

 

hmmm.

you are fairly cute.

 

THERES my favworite ugly greenhorn. *She half-affectionally pinches his cheek.*

see, i dont knowv VWHY i let scratch stick around vwhen i got you. youre at least 5% less useless than him. (vwhat the hell does he evwen DO??)

 

*Slick does not appreciate the cheek pinching, however, he refrains from complaining.*

vwowv, that is high praise. im pretty sure the only thing he does all day is preen in reflections and fantasize about the oligarch jerking him off. something a self-centered knowv it all like him vwould vwaste his time doing.

 

i do all the actual logistics for your half-baked schemes. vwhich you completely disregard, rush in unprepared, and mess up. and then blame me for.