shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Yes, I know you hate me, we've established that. ┐(￣ヘ￣)┌

 

At least I'm not a broken record.

 

Well, honestly, the way you get 'round me you sorta are a little. And it's gettin' kinda dull.

 

Hmm... (Kite eyes both of them in turn)

 

Enough momentum and enough hits and it doesn't matter.

Don't you fragging dare.

 

Well, Life Support says I have a right not to be harrassed too, so I'm gonna start ignoring you, kay?

...What are you talking about?

 

Let the duck be, atta, she's allowed to be full'a so-chlor.

That works too!

[snickering]

 

Yeah, I just wish she wouldn't come rub it in my face so much when I can't fix it. ┐(‘～`；)┌

 

I'm surprised that gods need to be told that.

 

What?

 

I just... would, well, expect a god to know that they have the right not to be harassed, without anyone telling them so.

 

[He hums, bothering to form a face just to noof Primus.] Aight.

"Gods" is a wonderfully loose word, bitty. From what I've seen, someone's trying out a new moral framework, and taking a look at the survivors isn't a bad place to start!

 

Yep. They tend to run very big.

-bats optic shutters- Hey there handsome!

*waggles optic ridge*

-nichrome climbs the tank. because of course she does. Captain has no shame. she settles down between the two turrets with a smug grin.-

 

Parent still has things to learn! Everyone has things to learn!! No one's ever done learning! I learned that c:

 

It's what most of you robots call him and it does kinda fit, so... I figured I might as well consider him one too. Yeah, I don't actually worship him or anything, but it is the closest category I have.

 

vwould you stop corrupting him? no, itches finger keychain is NOT funny.

 

That's cos you're super smart!

...Well, we don't. Some level of harrassment comes with the territory, after all.

-scritches the Mala-

 

[Rumbly engine is rumbly. Who needs a face to look smug?]

 

HEY, SLICK, EVWER SEEN A TIDDY.

 

We exist to change, after all! [Large, surprisingly not-fangy grin.]

Mm... color me skewed, bein' part of the firstborn and arguably also a deity t'some, but I'm not convinced gods automatically know everything. 'Specially considerin' how long Primus has been sealed off.