shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Because I can.
Wouldn't be the first space road trip, just that we'd actually have coordinates where we're going.

 

Goody for you!

Still ain't convinced, tiny, I'm just as shackled to my survivors as to this disgusting ball of dirt. It was fun for a while, but you're s'posda get off the carousel once you start purging your tanks, yeah?

 

*more smirking* *floats closer to pap*

 

*She mimes shooting someone.* BLAM. then you stab vwhats left of their ashes vwith the knife.

 

YES!!! WE SHOULD TOTALLY RESCUE MALA!!
-there is a faint glow surrounding Ave. It's... hard to make out.-

!! Hello c:
-the glow fades away as Ave cuddles closer to mala.-
If you need help why didn't you say anything? D:

 

Not at all! The night's wide open if you can squeeze me into your schedule ;)

 

I've been killed by a cannon before. (And by canon way more than once.) Wasn't fun.

*glares at @Caboose*

 

...Sounds like a plan to me! o(〃＾▽＾〃)o

 

well it'd be a tight fit but I'm sure I can arrange something.
*much winking*

 

... pareeeeeent how do we rescue Mala?

 

...Find their planet, I think. Bet you could find it if you tried! (ﾉ^ヮ^)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧
-no, he didn't miss the glow thing-

 

OH.
HMM.
NO, I DON'T THINK THAT'S ON THE TABLE.
IT'S NOT EVEN IN THE SAME ROOM AS THE TABLE!
DO HUMANS EVEN TURN TO ASHES WHEN YOU SHOOT THEM?

WAS IT A CANON CANNON KILL?

[Papyrus' Flustered meter fills even more!]
N-NO! I'M SORRY NORM, BUT IT ISN'T THE TIME!
MY IMPENDING DEMISE...
IT'S REALLY PUTTING A DAMPER ON MY URGE TO DO, WELL, MORE THAN KISS!
BUT...
A FAREWELL KISS...
UNTIL I GET BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE WITH THE NEXT RESET???

BEING A VIDEOGAME CHARACTER IS WEIRD.

 

i can be corrupt if i damn vwant to be, not because some lady made me.

 

Clearly being killed is not a permanent thing in your dimension?

 

if theyvwe got flesh, they do.

 

Uh-... uh...
-they concentrate a whole lot. They even squeeze their optics shut! There's a small crease between their optic ridges. The most adorable concentration face ever. Yet somehow the glow doesn't come back. Because when they are trying to do it it doesn't work. Whatever "it" is.-
... sorry :c

 

*is sad*

*leans in to kiss Pap*

 

Hey, no worries! -nuzzles their helm- You did good! We'll find them some other way! I got an idea who to ask.

 

Yeah.

Nah, I'm just special. If Sarge ever managed to kill Grif, like he's been going on about forever, he wouldn't come back. And that's probably why he hasn't.

 

To who? The mostly-dead Titan? The mortal mechs I'm supposed to protect? If Vek ever got off his aft like a proper brother he might be able to do something, but no, he'd rather sit around answering multidimensional questions.

[Uncomfortable noises. He doesn't want to discourage Ave, but the chances of finding a single specific planet in the entire multiverse...]

Not your fault, bitlet, nothing to be sorry for. I'll bide, hey?