shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

*Itch punches the mollusk for its sass.*

 

*noses you*

 

*mildly distressed mollusk noises*

 

*wvell hello there*
*tentacles back*

 

*jumps back*
*leans in again*
*sniffs*
*yips at Ford*

 

im gonna eat it!

 

"That's a cuttlefish, Cordelia. Don't eat it. You can eat a cuttlefish if you catch it down at the beach, but not here. Unless you created it. Otherwise it might be sapient."

 

*insert comment abt wvore*

 

*is a thylacine, and does not understand your comment*

 

*She makes a swipe for @sepia croni. Commence the voring.*

 

*goes for the tentakiss*

 

*makes a distressed noise at you because the Singer said we shouldn't eat it*

 

*Lesbian screeching.*

 

[More laughter.] Nice chompers!

[More disgruntled, disbelieving noises. He is not terribly impressed by the tiny organic, even (or maybe especially) one that apparently enjoys yapping on.]

 

*Slick grabs his poor tittie.* OUCH. VWATCH THE JUGS, 8ITCH.

 

*vwiggles free and fondly regards tiddy*

 

ILL TAKE EM OFF IF YOU EVWER CALL ME A BITCH AGAIN.

 

fuck off, you vweird cephalopodic freak. im 6.

 

GOOD. glad vwe havwe that SETTLED.

*Edgy noises.*

 

*just because it gets a tragic lack of tiddy in ITS species you hawve to be so cruel,*