shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

.... The people who lived there probably didn't think it was boring... :c Sometimes you just can't understand why something has value for otehrs because you don't have the right perspective...

 

They died.

 

"What do you even mean by that?" Ford asks. Yes, he's running from his emotions by listening to Aesma prattle about other dimensions, but he's good at it, and it's a strategy he knows.

 

-grins-
I got set on fire once. Was p dope. N I'm still kickin, obvs.

 

"I...did not enjoy being set on fire," Ford says, after looking over his shoulder to be sure that Bill and his sister are distracted. He won't give Bill the pleasure of hearing him admit that.

 

:c

 

HA. try livwing vwhere im from. you vwouldnt last a NIGHT.

 

...I guess I can explain. I'm not a very good teacher because I'm so good at learning, though!

 

I mean it's kinna hard to get right n it's only fun if it's fun for erryone.
But the guy who did it was makin a joke 'bout it and was like "y'know how to make ya even hotter" n I was like "betcha that ain't possible" n he set me on fire. Safely. But it was fun. Could stop whenever I wanted to of course. I ain't hangin' with bad crowds ya dig.

 

Stan sits down and takes a teacup. "Kiddo," he says to The Handmaid, "I don't know you, and I can tell just by looking at you that you're probably bad news, and I know my brother's track record, but...I can't help thinking you're worth saving. If only you believed it, that is. My brother and his partners would probably move multiple heavens and earths to help you if you wanted them to. But nobody that loves my brother is gonna let him make himself miserable tryin' to make someone happy who's not gonna let him."

 

:C

 

"Just explain to me whose deaths you're talking about when you say there's a 1:1 correspondence between the number of deaths and the number of worlds," Ford says, smiling.

 

-facepalms-

That´s because you are a sensible person. My darling twin is many things, but sensible is not one.

 

-grins- Yer welcome. Now why´s th´place on fire, did you do that?

 

So, first there was nothing but YISUN. Then YISUN got sad or whatever and split into YIS, the goddess of substance, and UN, the god of void. And then they fought a lot! And then they FUCKED a lot! And then they had 777,777 children together, and that's ME and 777,776 other bozos who are LESS COOL. And that's the First Division and the Holy Suicide, because YISUN killed themselves to make YIS and UN.

SO ANYWAY it's super cool existing but things are looking a little bare bones, you know?? So we're like, let's make stuff! So we make stuff and people! I made the humans and everyone else was horrified but you all are cool, don't worry. But we wanted to make MORE STUFF. So we all faced a different direction and thought real hard and killed ourselves, THE END.

 

But you love me aaaaaaaanywaaaaaaaaaaay.

 

Nurse, I am hurt that you would suspect me of such senseless and unprovoked destruction!
... Sorry I can't take myself seriously either. Though, no. For once the fire is not my fault. Apparently that one over there (points at @Pree Aesma ) felt the need for fire.

 

"...you're dead?" Ford looks vaguely horrified.

 

That´s gotta be th´dumbest way ta make a universe I ever heard.

 

vwho here ISNT dead?