shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

so i repeat: bone dick or vwhat?

 

That's for me to know, and you to fruitlessly speculate about.

 

bone NOOK?

 

Not telling.

 

vwibrator and a lot of duct tape?

 

Still not telling.

 

* so i guess that means...
* you can't tell us if this is right??

Spoiler: nsfw, oglaf

 

come ON. ill pay you to tell me!

 

Sorry, but no, I won't. I mean, I could but I don't wanna.

 

But why would I want your money, anyway?

 

C'mon, Doc, we don't speculate what it's like for you to be "swimming with the fish," right? ; )

It's between Norm and Paps what happens in the bone zone ; )

 

i dont havwe money. i pay in stuff.

like...uhhh...vwant a shitty shiny magic thing?

 

*grins* Yeah, exactly! Thanks!

 

Yeah. That sounds so appealing. Not!

 

And for the record, I'm not saying what Norm's like in bed either ; )

I'll leave it up to your imagination, which should really be staying in your mind, not on ao3 ; )

 

look, cmon, it vwas fancy enough for me to lose tvwo fingers ovwer. its gotta be cool.

 

*winks* *smirks*

 

i dont CARE vwhat his sex is LIKE, i vwanna knowv howv it VWORKS. PHYSICALLY.

 

You could say it works like magic, but i'll say no more ; )

 

You should probably keep it then, if it was worth that much to you.