shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

uh, ok! i vwill.

 

(i mean, it makes sense VWHY people vwould think that.)

 

(no it doesnt. not in the slightest. im hot as all hell and youre...vwell, ugly as shit, a dude, and you.)

 

(but, yknowv. vwe got something going on energy-vwise.)

 

(vwhat??)

 

*He gestures back and forth between her and himself.* (energy-vwise.)

 

-VIBRATES WITH NEED TO ADMINISTER ASHEN PAPS-

 

*She stares in utter confusion for ten seconds before shaking her head.* (vwhatevwer! fucking vweirdo. vwhy do i evwen keep you around?)

 

ooh, ooh, are you going to blowv up?

 

(Oneira gently tucks Loreli to the bar, sits her down with a large mug of steaming and fragrant something, and does her best to suppress snickering when looking into Itch and Scratch's general direction.)

Now, now, Rhinestone dearest, some things best work while not touching them.
Although in their case I might suggest locking them in a janitor's closet or something.

 

NAH THAT'S SPLODEY'S JOKE, SWEETGILLS.

BUT BUT BUT.
LOOK I'LL ONLY LIKE NOOGIE THEM A LITTLE AND MAKE THEM TALK OUT THEIR ISSUES. NO STRINGS ATTACHED...

 

Dear, that doesn't work with people who are so obviously in denial.

 

hey, heres a fun idea, vwhy dont you stop pretending you knowv more about my romance life than *i* do?

 

I COULD HELP THEM SEE

SWEETGILLS.
WE'RE PROFESSIONALS.

 

and im telling you to fuck off because i dont knowv you and didnt ASK you to interfere.

 

Oh, but where would be the fun in that. And denial automatically negates that.

That too.

Ahem. Meddling is an age-old and important activity, how aboat you respect that hm?

(Oneira is barely suppressing the giggles.)

 

howv about you meddle uhh..

@Slick and @Scratch ??

SLICK, YOURE DATING SCRATCH NOWV, YOU NEED TO HAVWE YOUR PERSONAL BUSINESS MEDDLED VWITH.

 

I AIN'T EVEN BEGUN ACTING ON URGES SWEETGILLS. YOU'D NOTICE. I AM JUST STATIN INTEND LIKE A GOOD ADVERTISER WOULD.
;)

 

Anything below a triad is easy mode, but I appreciate your willingness to start with advanced stuff.
(Oneira motions wiping a tear from her eye. They grow up so fast!)

 

"He's worse than I was when I was his age and I was a virgin until I went to college and got stoned with Fiddleford."