shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

vwhy dont you STOP banishing my hot demon girlfriend.

 

"I'm a scientist. And a mage. In multiple worlds." Ford grins.

"Do I have to banish you again?"

 

"Alright." [She's not going to debate cosmology with the temper-tantrum triangle. That would go nowhere fun.]

"My mistake, working from observation here only. Attempts tend to include sexual promises and wordplay; apologies for misinterpreting."

 

Well! Quite impressive.

 

Nearly all of my colleagues fit that description, from Succubus to Leanan Sidhe.

 

"I haven't done half bad for a Jersey boy. I suppose." Ford shrugs, blushing a little.

 

Sidhe? But fairies aren't demons. I mean, sure, a lot of them are assholes, but demons? Nah.

 

"The giant green tentacled penis is not your girlfriend," Valiska says, shaking her head.

 

[Mara bulges and throbs with anger, liquid green fire oozing from its head, but it remains silent.]

 

Fairies may be lowly, but they are demons still in my universe yet.

 

Fairies?

 

... so what are genies in your universe, then?

 

"Some people believed the fair folk were fallen angels who were not sufficiently evil to be banished to Hell," Ford points out, "and there are also stories of fairies which portray them as ancestral spirits, formerly human. The truth is that fairies are usually extradimensional beings, and their origins differ. The Leannan Sidhe does have certain demonic characteristics, most notably the fact that it kills its lovers."

 

Which race, Jinn or Efreet?

 

[Gess sneaks out of her fort with her pile of stolen rightfully claimed books, interested in the lecture on folklore, interpretation, and language differences. Her focus stays on Ford, half for his earlier proposition and half because he's the one explaining the most right now.]

 

Small magical creatures with wings and floaty crowns.

Extradimensional? Do you mean like... what I am, or is that something different?

 

I... What. Are you alright? A bit drunk?

 

"Rather like you," Ford says. "They don't die, although they can be killed. A lot of beings thought of as 'fairies' are usually seen near breaches and weak spots of the interdimensional interstitium."

 

Different universes are a thing! [Back to words-on-face-screen, much better.]

 

No. Fairies are real, back in my original dimension,

*nods* Pretty much what I expected.

*laughs* My dimension basically is one big breach and/or weak spot in the interdimensional interwhatsit, yeah?

At least judging from the fairies and how everyone looks at me weird when I talk about it...