shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

... did you kill a troll?

 

[In response, the clown says nothing. It merely lets out a slow, haunting and drawn out honk.]

 

...and we're still sitting in one of them..!
[juice waves at valiska, still cuddling with orlandeau in the armchair. despite still looking as if they want to get up, they reach up to orlandeau's head and give him a peck on the cheek]

 

[Furthermore, faint bloodstains are visible on the clown's clothes.
Not all of them are red.]

 

*norm blanches*

@Sunshine, are you okay?

 

"Apparently the couches are sort of independent of me, since other people still wanted to use them." Sev is sitting right here on the couch! Where else would he have been?

 

they are pretty comf after all...

 

Valiska sits in his lap. "Hello!"

 

"1'm f1ne." Sunshine laughs. "Clowns are afra1d of me."

 

"Only the best in reimagined dream furniture," Sev quips.

"Hello!" Sev grins and wraps his arms around her. "How are you?"

 

*lets out a relieved sigh*

Thank God. Seeing that grey ass there got me worried. I was pretty sure it wasn't yours, but... well... not 100% sure. And I had no idea how many trolls the Clown had killed. (Honestly, I still don't know.) Yeah...

 

"Happy to see you," Valiska replies, pulling her legs up as Ford sits next to them. "Looks like someone else is too."

 

"Honestly, Norm, you of all people should be able to recogn1se my ass." Sunshine laughs. "That's not even my blood colour."

 

Ford slides his arm around both of them and pulls Valiska's feet up into his lap.

 

*laughs sheepishly* Well, yeah... you're right about that. I should be able to. I just... I dunno... freaked out.

 

i met a chill guy during my time travel shenanigans

mak daddy and i had some fun honk

 

And then you de-assed him. How impolite.

 

he gave me this sweet codpiece, wanna see it?
[the clown does not wait for an answer, lifting his suspenders over his shoulders and dropping his ridiculous cherry pantaloons]

 

-the mi is light and does not seem interested in escaping- "Mi? Mi is a mi. Just a mi." -it looks suspiciously innocent-

 

*shuts his eyes but not soon enough*