shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

his name is saturn and hes got a bunch of BULLSHIT nonsensical rules and he executes people for vwhatevwer the newvspapers say theyvwe done. and the newvspapers make stuff up, and i knowv that because i got em to start a rumor about someone vwho called me a trashy vwhore gremlin and he got executed vwithin a perigee.

 

Oh, I agree.

This makes Sev break out in helpless laughter.

 

fuck trashy vwhore gremlin guy.

 

also his fashion sense sucks. he doesnt havwe ANY cool buckles or anything.

 

"That doesn't seem like something you should be proud of," Ford muses.

 

hey, if he didnt vwant to be publically tortured to death, he shouldvwe vwatched his mouth. im an important figure.

 

Valiska opens one eye all the way and looks up at him with a certain amount of loving irritation. She was so comfortable. Oh well. "Sev," she says, "you may not have always been as good a person as you are today, but you were always better than you had to be."

 

"You are quite possibly right." Sev pets her hair. "Sorry I disturbed you."

 

"I forgive you," Valiska says, magnanimously, as she settles back against him. "And I'm almost always right. And people who are better than they have to be aren't usually called assholes."

 

Ford sighs. "You don't see a little discrepancy between calling someone an unpleasant name and torturing them to death in public? You don't sound like much of a revolutionary. Not if you can get the person you're revolting against to kill other people, and certainly not if you support that decision."

 

see, the fact that i can GET him to kill people for me means hes an idiot and id be a vway better empress-mayor! first thing i do vwhen i slaughter my vway into office is abolish all the lawvs. all of them. anyone can do vwhatevwer they vwant as long as it doesnt piss me off.

the future is bright and beautiful.

 

i like this kid.

 

Kid, you're speaking my language!

 

"I had pretty significant leeway for being bad," Sev muses. "And I got called an asshole a lot, not undeservedly. But-" He stops, looking thoughtful. "Not an irredeemable sort of asshole."

 

"Anarchy is not as much fun as you think it is," Ford says mildly.

"Go away."

 

nah, i kinda think it is.

HEY SUPPORTIVWE CYCLOPS TRIANGLE, IS ANARCHY AS FUN AS I THINK IT IS?

 

"I've been called all sorts of things," Ford says. "And so has Lise."

 

YES!

YES IT IS!

 

*sighs* Please don't give Ford another mess to clean up...

 

KNEWV IT.