shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

"I see the point you're trying to make." Sev leans onto Ford a little more, sighing, and finally says, "I'm working on it." The 'it' in question is rather intentionally vague, as Sev can't quite decide which of several things he's referring to.

 

I liberated my dimension, and I'll be glad to help you liberate yours! Anything will be possible. We'll remake a fun world-- a better world! A party that never ends with a host that never dies! No more restrictions! No more laws! You'll be like me, all-powerful. Greater than anything you've imagined! And all I need is your help.

 

Ford groans. "That speech was terrible the first time you gave it," he mutters into Sev's shoulder, then raises his voice. "He's full of shit, Itch!"

 

vwhat about hot girls.

 

i dont see YOU supporting my ambitions.

 

No problem!

 

*Annoyed grumbling*

 

go on.

hey, listen. its been great. really great. but im movwing on to bigger and better things! hotter girls!

 

It's not my fault I am affected by Sutras...

 

kinda is, actually!

 

Sev unwinds arm so he can pet Ford's headfluff. "Not your circus, not your monkeys," he gently points out.

 

Now Valiska is really annoyed.

"Itch," she says, "what makes you think he's going to be any better than Saturn? I saw what he did to the last dimension he entered. Demons everywhere. People turned into stone, rivers of blood, random objects coming to life and attacking people..."

 

I'd ask if she's shot anyone before, but I don't do trios, let alone quartets.

 

You want your own galaxy? We can do that, kid!

 

because it aint gonna affect me and theres going to be girls.

 

Now this? It's a lawful deal, but not a positive one. You never trust such upfront offers of power, especially if they come with a stipulation that you "must help". Strange bottles? You accept without a word. This?

You're basically having a feast in a circle of mushrooms at this rate.

 

can vwe push it to univwerse?

 

Since when do YOU purport yourself to be an expert on Buddhist theology, foolish mortal!?

 

i DONT KNOWV VWHAT THAT MEANS!

ugh, youre so CLINGY. cant you just accept that its ovwer??

 

If we require an expert on the su8ject of the human religion of 8uddhism I would 8e more than happy to provide my services. While I cannot claim rightly to 8e an expert on the order of the Great Shakyamuni Gautama Siddhatta 8uddha himself, I have done extensive reading on the faith in a num8er of areas, up to and including theology! Or at least what can 8e termed as such in so-called "Western academic parlance".