shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

I don't see why not!

*thrusts his hand out in Itch's direction*

 

It means you're about to sell yourself as a slave willingly.

 

haha, please. im the one calling the shots here.

uh, do you vwant something?? all ivwe got are stolen buttons. theyre gold buttons.

 

What I cannot accept is your insults, you insignificant worm! I demand apology, or I shall fill you with my wrath!!!!

 

"It means you're screwed," says Dipper. "Don't do it. He lied to Dad, he lied to Mabel, he lied to me and he's lying to you."

 

-points a spear in the triangle's direction-

Lawful or not I'm not much a fan of tricking idiots into slavery.

 

Just take my hand and Saturn's done for, Empress-elect!

 

givwe me one good reason vwhy i shouldnt. vwhats the vworst that could happen.

 

And this would be why. You're buying this person's trust and consent with lies. Or what smell like lies to me.

 

I am afraid there is no arguing with the delusions of grandeur of children.

 

children?? im sevwen. eight, almost.

 

My my, such a young age for your impending loss of innocence.

 

"Would you like an itemised list?" Ford sighs. "You could find yourself missing huge chunks of time, wondering why people you care for are scared of you, discovering that he's used your body to abuse people, that you've been duped into creating weapons and tools for him to use to destroy other worlds and lives, you could find yourself turned into a statue, you could find yourself in chains with a few hundred volts running through your body..."

 

already happens, thats impossible, vwho cares, awvesome, if im a statue i vwouldnt care about being a statue, kinky.

 

so vwhat youre telling me is the best case scenario, i get to be a literal god, and vworst case scenario, im a statue vwho vwouldnt care about being a statue because statues cant think.

sounds pretty open and shut to me.

 

Natural selection, too, follows the will of causality. Accept it and move on, do not waste your tears on the foolhardy and the weak.

 

Ford groans. "I'm trying to keep you from making the same mistake I made. If it weren't for Valiska and Sev and Jame and my brother..."

 

You didn't hold up your end of the bargain, brainiac.

 

vwhat IS my end of the bargain. is it gonna take a shitton of vwork.

 

*sighs* You're an asshole, Itch, but I've been a slave and I think that's not a fate even you deserve.