shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

-jabs the spear at bill testingly, threateningly. i'll fucking fight you. I WILL FIGHT THE GUN TOO. ALL OF YOU-

 

"There was no bargain," Valiska says calmly, "because you lied to him."

 

And you expect the delusional child to? She fancies herself a more powerful being than you. It's really quite laughable.

 

Of course not! It'll be easy. In fact, you could even say that I would be doing most of it for you!

 

i aint delusional. i knowv vwhat im doing.

 

yeah, but vwhat is it.

 

Sev doesn't say anything - just settles his arm securely around Ford.

 

Aaaaaah, Deadpool missed page 413!

 

"Once again, meta-textual observation takes a backseat to demon possession."

 

(hey, arent you forgetting someone?)

 

Well, yeah, obviously, but... *sighs*

 

(mm, nope. dont think i am.)

 

Dipper shakes his head. "You know what, Itch? I think you should do it," he says, though he doesn't look at Ford because he doesn't want to see his face. He's pretty sure Ford will forgive him when the memory gun appears in his hands.

 

(oh, so you vwere just planning on leavwing us behind vwhile you vwent off to galavwant vwith some monocular polygon. vwery charitable of you.)

 

-continues to threaten the godly triangle oblivious to all else. including the sense to not threaten the godly triangle-

 

Bringing a spear to a gunfight is no less foolhardy a task than bringing a knife.

 

"Dipper!" Ford snaps, and then notes the look on the boy's face. He's planning something. What, Ford isn't sure--but something, because his eyes are his own.

 

(thats the plan, yeah!) *She yanks on Scratch's cheek.*

i think i VWILL do it. FINALLY someones supportivwe of me.

 

*She faces Bill all dramatic and Vriska-esque, her choppy and greasy ponytail waving in the imaginary breeze, and shakes that hand.*

 

Might be the case, whatever a "gun" is. Still, hoping the Thunder Feat will strike fast enough is better than simply letting someone be sold away as a slave. I'm not the best at thinking things through.