shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

*Bill's outstretched hand begins to glow with blue fire.*

 

Bill ==> Be Itch

 

Bill ==> Be really, really sweaty and itchy all over such as the name entails

 

Dipper whips the memory gun out, types "Bill Cipher" into it, and fires it directly at Itch's head as soon as the purple vanishes out of her eyes.

(He's pretty sure typing "Itch" into the memory gun wouldn't do anything.)

 

Bill ==> Get Erased Out Of Itch's Brain And Banished From The Rave

 

Glad to see that worked out for you, champ.

Cheers, mate.

 

Itch ==> Have no idea what the hap is fuckening

 

!!!!!!

-drops spear to side mystified-

 

Ford, who has been watching in horror, clinging to his mates, suddenly begins to laugh until his sides ache. "Dipper! That was perfect!"

 

What did you even do? I haven't even seen my fíli cousin chase off something that fast. You didn't even utter a word or brandish any iron!

 

For an all powerful demon, he really doesn't seem particularly wise. Making contracts with cronuses is an exercise in futility, I've learned.

 

vwheres my univwerse.

 

Dipper grins. "I remembered something Dad said to me when I thought he was possessed. I knew the first thing Bill would do would be take over her body and the next thing he'd do would be snap back to her dimension to start taking over. But Bill's always a little disoriented when he first takes over a body, so I figured I'd have time to use the memory gun to erase him out of her mind."

 

i vwas supposed to get a univwerse. vwheres my univwerse.

 

[Mara takes the opportunity to barrel in, casting marin karin wildly in all directions, especially at Itch.]

Gwahahaha, this is your punishment for those transgressive remarks!

[Mara then rolls out, just like that, having likely afflicted more than a few people with charm.]

 

I can't say I understand most of that, but it sounds clever what I can understand. You basically turned his own limits against him with that "gun" thing.

-jame is as confused by this attempt to seduce her as she always is. she didn't even notice it-

 

[The Clown, still wearing a codpiece with no pants, is hit.]

 

*She is now confused AND aroused. She flops onto her back to try and process recent events.

Itch.exe has stopped responding.*

 

GET DOWN WITH THE CLOWN HONKHONKHONK

 

[The Clown fasthonks rapidly for an extensive period of time]