shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Are you and sibling done with yelling? :c

 

my pie uses only the finest organic ingredients

 

-twitches guiltily- Yeah. Sorry about that.

 

... Okay just- hold on! calm down a little and we will figure out how to get you right side up again. And um. Do something about the fuel leakage...

 

...did it have organic intoxicants in it, by any chance.

 

What you think I can't take it? You think I have to be protected from arguments now?
I don't give a scrap if you explode on me as long as it helps you you pit-brain.

 

Ehhh he's just high off his aft let him lie down for a bit and get med-grade into him later he'll be fine.

 

-hugs Primus fiercely-
You should apologize to each other, not to me! And talk out whatever caused the yelling because it must be important if there is yelling involved.

 

... Yeah I know but... I'd feel bad not taking care of him until he's sober again...

 

-puts an arm round him and hugs him back gently-
Yeah. Probably.

 

No, I think my littlest sibling over there's already fraggin' asked if I'm done arguing, and surprise, I don't actually like it that much either! Help? How does yelling fix anything? Go back to your bombs, you're much better at those!

 

Softsparked nerd <3 This crew doesn't deserve you.

 

-he finally stops giggling-
Okay... Uh... I feel... A little sick, I guess??? Organic food has never done this!!!

Ohhhhhhhhh!!! The pie was special!!! I get it now!!! I... Hold on.
-he concentrates and rights himself-
Okay!!! Medbay!!!

 

-she looks honestly baffled for a second-
Well it usually helps people to bounce me against the walls a bit until they have worked off their anger.

 

omega weed makes the pie have that nice dank flavor

 

-immediately moves to steady him-
Yeah let's- Who here is the nearest medic?

 

I'll patch you up, hold on just a moment.

Ah, that's a yes, then.

 

No, bitlet, that's either abuse or something you negotiate with your sparkmates, I'm not playin' that way with you.

 

-he leans against flips, smiling-

Okay!!!
-he stays quiet and still while Life Support cleans him up-

 

anyone else want one?

it's as potent as it is delicious honk