shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

*is pep*

 

oh, COME ON, im STARVWING! havwent eaten since i showved up here.

havwent eaten since vway before that, either.

 

Dream yourself up some food then!

Not a grub or anything else sapient, though.

Maybe a peanut butter sandwich instead? Something like that.

 

Spoiler: zalgo text

Gͮ̋͒ͧ̔͑͆͏͖̫̠L̛͕̲͎͂ͮ͑̎̂̄ͯ́̀U̟̮͍̗̱̞͐ͪ̔̚B̡̥̞̯̬̮̄̇͞ͅ

 

...point taken!

*She pats @smol cuttle. Look how NICE and SOCIALLY APPROPRIATE she's being*

 

*dad!!!!!!!!!*
*walks over in the air on smol tiny tentacles*

 

*He paps his mollusky child with the very, very tip of his tiniest tentacle and glubs in a supportive parental fashion.*

 

*is pep*
*good dad, best horrorterror*

 

a vwhat??

 

[muffled d'awwing in the distance]

 

Okay, since you obviously have no idea what that is, I'm gonna make another suggestion: a steak. Dream up a steak. A nice, already dead steak.

 

you do it. just to showv me howv.

 

grubs arent sapient.

 

Fine.

*dreams up a steak*

 

A grub grew up to be you.

 

:*

 

a grub pupated into the vwiggler that grewv up to be me.

 

You're still the end of that chain, dude.

 

ANY vwiolet grub could havwe pupated into the vwiggler that became me.

 

Have you trolls not discovered DNA yet?