shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

You see, you're a Seer. I protect, I'm a Protector?

...
And reroll changes your class. I didn't know life was a tabletop game.

 

Psionic's Bubble Butt It Was A Fucking Joke. Sue Me Im Being Wrong On The Internet While Humorously Threatening Bloody Murder.

 

Of Fucking Course Life Isnt A Tabletop Game Its A Fucking Roguelike.

 

Yeah, sure, it was a joke. I get it. I get it!

 

Hm... No, not quite
The word must have a certain ring
A title can't just be anything!
Let's see, how about 'Knight'?

 

(Oneira glances sideways through existence)
Checks out with the user title.

...Point taken. Are there multiplayer roguelikes, though?

 

Good.

 

... Do Seeded Races Count? I Dont Actually Know Because I Dont Play Many Roguelikes, Being A Thief.
*unenthusiastic double pistols*

 

*Snicker.*

 

Your Endorsement Disgusts Me

 

thats hot.

 

That Digusts Me More.

 

the more you say i disgust you, the hotter it gets.

 

Fine. You Are An Acceptable Substitute For My Preferred Company, Is That Better?

 

Blah, Blah, Sorry, No Accidental Shitty Blackflirting For You.

 

so you admit you VWERE blackflirting?

 

"No, she was not. She was just acknowledging that you took it that way," Valiska says, looking almost as cross as when she first woke from her nap. "Is 'Ampora' an Alternian word for 'serial sexual harasser'? Because I'm starting to think that it is."

 

"Almost right, Mama Cat. You forgot the 'incompetent' part," Paz sings out from the coffee bar.

 

oh, calm your tits, im KIDDING. yeesh.