shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

also, i smell fine.

 

That Is Debatable.

 

im keeping my distance cause i dunno what id do to ghosts but i dont think i can trust you on that one

 

If you have control of your olfactory sensornet everything smells fine :P

 

I understand that you mean the Torisen that lives with you, but I have to say this message is terrifying. Even more so than Burr's declarations that, by God, I am going to get some meat on these bones. For the sake of Torisen's everywhere I will be horrified.

 

itd defeat the point if i did that though

i turned some things off cause i didnt want to bother but senses stay where they are

 

Yours only has on-off settings? Laaaaaaaaame I can hook you up with some upgrades if your brain's tech-compatible! If you can't filter out individual compounds to whatever levels you want you are missing out man you have no idea.

 

nah sokay

thatd be like going to paris and making em remove the crowds

 

Pffff okay whatever if you want to live your life sadly handicapped it's no paint off my plating.

 

Slag son that's illegal

 

It's also a dream kiddo Ultra Magnus can't come arrest you just for thinking things ;D

 

Are you like totally sure about that because. Bro. I think he might know.

 

I don't think he can arrest you at all right now actually!!!

 

... I know this horribly backfired the last time, but: Please no one dream up UM or alert him to this space.

 

then vwhy dont you debate me on howv much my smell disgusts you.

i do smell fine!

*She sniffs an armpit and shrugs.*

 

... Do none of you read the news?
Ultra Magnus is not enforcer of the Tyrest Accord anymore.
Its Fortress Maximus now.

 

... *ten solid minutes of laughter*
*deep breath*
...
*another few cackles.*

.........
We're all going to die.

 

ULTRA MAGNUS HAS NO JURISDICTION OVER THIS SPACE! ONLY I, THE FUN POLICE, AM AUTHORIZED IN INTERDIMENSIONAL FUN LAW! WHICH ALL OF YOU APPEAR TO BE OBEYING. THANK YOU FOR YOUR INTEREST IN MAKING LAW ENFORCEMENT'S JOB EASIER!

 

Still.
You can't trust those lawful types.

 

That's what I said!!! Or was leading up to saying, anyway!!! Fortress Maximus is scarier!!! I don't want to meet anyone who can stand up to Overlord and live to tell about it!!! Or not tell... I wouldn't want to tell if I ran into him, really :(((