shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

I can't help but feel like I oughtta get down low. And have a party. If ya get what I mean.

 

I Have Better Things To Do. Like Dig For Boogers. Or Pick At Scabs.

 

100% man promise would I lie to you?

Okay great he's even bigger A+ good shit goood shit right there gimme that spike

Also thought crime isn't crime any more so clearly someone isn't quite as up to date on the regs as she'd like to pretend ;D

 

I DO NOT APPRECIATE YOUR INSINUATIONS, SIR-AND-OR-MA'AM-AND-OR-GENDER-NEUTRAL-TERM-OF-ADDRESS. LAWFUL TYPES ARE, BY DEFINITION, THE MOST TRUSTWORTHY.

 

.....
-narrowed optics-
If ya get put in jail I'll laugh.

 

Dude if I get put in jail it'll be for something fun like an orgy with past and future Enforcers not over piddly little details no one cares about what do you take me for?

 

PARTIES ARE, IN FACT, A NATURAL PART OF THE FUN CYCLE! I WILL ONLY INTERVENE IN PARTIES IF ASKED OR IF THE FUN LEVELS RISE HIGH ENOUGH TO POSE A DANGER TO UNIVERSAL INTEGRITY.

 

-raised optic ridge- Did I say it was likely you would actually get into trouble for what you are doing? No. I simply corrected the assertation that Ultra Magnus had anything to do with enforcing the Tyrest Accord anywhere anymore.

But hoooooo boy do I agree on the other assertion. Gosh. Tanktreads for days.

 

unf.

 

Yeah, you can trust them to do really fucking stupid and detrimental things just because it's in the letter of the law.

Don't get me wrong, I like laws and order. Up to exactly the extent where they're beneficial to running a community and keeping people from just up and murdering each other.
And then there is the Tyrest Accord.

 

... That potential orgy ain't possibly still got spots free for volunteers, huh? Askin' for... aw not gonna lie, askin for me. ;P

 

-starts laughing-
Kiddo, y'always crack me right up. Ain't sayin' I disagree, y'just got quite a unique way'a puttin' things.

 

I Did Not Know Running Headfirst Into A Brickwall Was A Fetish.

 

I AM NEITHER AN ENFORCER OF NOR BOUND BY THE TYREST ACCORD, SO I CANNOT ASSERT TO ITS INHERENT GOODNESS OR BADNESS. I SIMPLY ENFORCE THE INTERDIMENSIONAL AND PAN-UNIVERSAL FUN REGULATIONS. EXCESS FUN RADIATION CAN COLLAPSE UNIVERSES! SO THEY'RE VERY IMPORTANT FOR THE SAFETY OF ALL.

 

evwerythings a fetish!

 

join us Cap come on

I mean do 'face dreams ever really make sense I'm pretty sure we have infinite spots for whoever wants to join in

;D Just doing my job doc someone's gotta keep this party boat floating

I agree with this point in particular but yeeeeeeeeeesh can we agree this one's not allowed in the mechpile? I only like certain kinds of mess on my paint and anyway organic-fragging's nasty.

 

pFFFHAHAHA!

do you honestly think id evwer sleep vwith you?? im VWAY better than that.

 

Nope! You're tiny and gross why would I ever frag you??

 

If everyone keeps talking about interface, I'll start writing your adventures up just like I do the Captains!!! Um!!! I mean!!! Like I do my characters!!! Since people seem to think they're so funny :(((

 

youre the one vwho brought it up in the first place!