shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

... cries?

I thought he was throwing off electricity everywhere.

Robogasming. Something like that.

 

[He whistles. If you listen closely, his fans may have kicked up a notch.] Really took some pointers from Flips and Hurdle huh? Come on bro don't leave me hanging get some transparent aliases in there and add me to the stable of amazingly-written characters!

Spoiler: Tmi maybe? But for the sake of accuracy

Honestly if that paragraph's after a good hard overload or four the sparking isn't that unrealistic I get a little fritzy 'round the optics once my processor stops keeping up with everything :'D

Also for what it's worth your tactile stuff is always really great it's just the sparkplay that gets a little over the top like damn son are you sure you haven't gotten off just with wireplay before?

Dude I assume everyone thinks I'm a little bit attractive until proven otherwise I've got the finest painter onboard and a sweet recon frame to put it all on!

 

you knowv, i bet if *i* did that, youd be alllllll ovwer kicking my ass for it!

 

*doesn't ask*

... are they chill with it?

No, but now I want to.

They're that good, huh?

You Cronii have an established pattern of sexual harassment! Venture doesn't!

 

"Eh, he's not entirely serious and he has no way of enforcing that," Valiska says. "He is just terrified of life without Jame. You should hear what Sev says when the topic of either of us dying comes up. But we like hearing those things. We don't believe that people should have expiration dates."

She considers this for a moment. "Sheesh, Ford. No wonder you have a giant hate-on for the Handmaid."

 

I've already been hella ninja'd but yeah we totally do it's just that it's hotter for some people to watch mechs they actually know or at least see around ;D Makes the "that could be me 'facing them" fantasy that much more believable right?

Why not both? ;D

For real though overloading-- robogasming if you wanna call it that-- dooooooooes usually involve sparks coming off your frame. Charge grounding or whatever. "Sparking" unless otherwise specified usually refers to your eyes though!

 

i think assuming someone vwants to havwe sex vwith you and going on at length at howv much you VWOULDNT graphically fuck them is sexual harassment.

 

"So why don't you?"

 

*blushes* Oh. Uh. Okay.

Fake you was crying. And I got off on it. *groans* I am such a fuck up.

 

Don´t we all? I mean heck, you can ask them, they might be up fer it. -grins-

 

*smirks* I think I will.

 

-just smiles, deeply pleased with himself- I will have you know that i am required to watch tapes before adding them to the ships archive to make sure nothing is misfiled.

 

As someone in the distribution chain yeah if someone logs they're not comfortable with vids spreading we don't let them through. Perks of having a good comms flock ;D

Duuuuude real me cries during real good frags too it's nothing to worry about! Also kinks happen so like don't worry about it??

 

Somehow that doesn't entirely quiet my fears.

 

Valiska laughs. She holds up one finger. "First, I have more common sense and instinct for self-preservation than you."

She raises another. "And also, I am apparently not into women," she adds, looking sad. "Which is really a shame, since I love so many of them in the other important ways. But what can I do?"

 

so just ignore me cause im right, eh? figures!

 

*grins* That is the best job.

Good to know. Now I can think about it without guilt.

 

This translator is something!!! In Neocybex sparking like crying and frame sparks are different words!!!

I don't know how to feel about this!!! It's nice to know some things I write well, but I'm really not interested in sex stuff!!! And if I was, it still wouldn't be your business :(((

 

So I'm not a fuck up?

Okay.

That's like how the people up in the Arctic have more words for snow than we do in English because they are around it all the time. Humans don't give off sparks, so they don't need a lot of words for different kinds of them.

 

Four short sentences is harassment now? I already laid off dude what do you want?

Okay that's fair sorry!

If you are a fuck up it's not because of this one specific thing at least!

I'm pretty sure you have more words for fuel byproduct excretion than we do too :P