shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

wait slag I forgot about the time-honored game of "hide all the porn from your CO" fragging pits forget I said anything

 

... well. Yeah. But it's still weird that I got off to a fictional version of a real robot crying without knowing it.

 

Spoiler: interface is weird 90% of the time just roll with it man I'm pretty sure "I accidentally a kink" is a universal constant in sapient species that do sex of some kind

 

Spoiler the second: even fictional me is hot of course you got off on it ;D

 

... okay. I'm rolling with it now, look. Here I go! *church becomes orb church and rolls away from venture*

See? I'm rolling with it!

Totally running with it!

*blushes* Yeah. Yeah. I get it.

 

Ford finally reads this and turns bright red. "Church, I must concur. It's like a tropical garden: excessively florid, but hot."

 

*smiles* ... well, at least it's agreed that I have good taste.

 

And some people simply like being hurt. Not all sparking comes from emotion. As long as whoever it is likes what you´re doing to them you´re good.

-laughs at the rolling. Flicks church a datastick- Here´s some re
cordings of framesparks. "Robogasms" rather than sparking, if you feel like doing science and figuring out what exactly revs your engine.

-headtilt- I don´t get what you´re referring to.

 

*accepts the data stick*

... uh, thanks!

*goes off to do Science*

*church loves his Science*

 

Awwww, thanks! ;D [He flutters his wings.]

Of course you do, you like me!

 

-rolls his optics- Careful, your ego won´t fit on the ship if you let it grow any more.

 

Oh. Right. Robots don't farm.

Well, organic, homegrown plants... they're good for the environment. And people's health. And ethical. But at least part of that might be fad nonsense.

 

Somone on this ship needs a healthy sense of self-esteem I'm just making up for everyone else's tragic lack!

 

Oh, like those idiots back before the war to thought if everyone processed their own energon from crystals that would somehow do the miners any good. -rolls his optics some more- Must be a universal idiocy.

There´s nothing wrong with mine! I just don´t have to tell everyone about it all the time.

 

well thats not a very rigorous definition

 

Yours in specific no but have you heard half the ship? Slag's an upright tragedy no wonder we're all drama all the time!

I have literally no idea what species you are or how you define your lifespan man I'm not really sure how to specify.

 

Yeah, I guess it's sorta like that.

 

um...are you making fun of...militant vegans..?

i'm glad alex isn't around...to hear

 

a fragment of the outer void which made a body because mortals are hilarious and i wanted to see it firsthand

it was worth the effort just for chocolate milkshakes

 

I sure am!