shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

who's alex and what's a vegans

wow uh

that sure is a thing you just said

...man now I wanna know what a chocolate milkshake tastes like :c

 

vwhat the hell is a vwegan.

 

Vegan. Someone that only eats plants.

 

it tastes like delicious

 

So
literally any herbivorous species? Why are militant herbivores a thing to make fun of?? You kinda lost me here

 

Omnivores that choose to only eat plants.

 

does dick count as a plant.

 

... uh, no.

 

a friend of mine...she really doesn't like it when people eat stuff that comes from animals...

 

what if it belongs to a plant

i ask this for science

 

Oooookay that's kind of a dumb thing to start a war over but I've heard worse

"who knows how to do peace better" amiright

Depends on the species attached to the dick :P

Aight thanks tiny

 

so they cant EVWER givwe a blowvjob??

 

[the clown is pleased that the fun police had not noticed it earlier.

it's still on the lam from shitcurity for having too much fun with the chemist]

 

...um...no one's kinkshaming you...just so y'know

some people have kinks that are...well...a lil strange...

 

... I guess it's vegan, then.

That's sucking dick, not eating dick. I wouldn't wanna get any BJs if it was the latter.

 

I'm kinkshaming myself, actually.

 

...it's closer to a nonviolent protest movement?..they just get called militant...since they find meat-eating completely unacceptable...'specially in humans, but even with some pets...including carnivorous pets...

 

If you suck a rabbi's dick, is it kosher?

 

-sighs- Yes, I´m glad we´ve got some therapists now. Maybe things will settle down soon.

So, your species is predatory and your friend is trying to make everyone be harbivores for some reason? Dare I even ask what she thinks she´s going to achieve by that?

....Well if that isn´t the stupidest thing I´ve ever heard. I repeat, what the pits is she trying to achieve with that?

 

this is what i meant about mortals being hilarious