shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

I have an idea or two.
*wonk*

Hey now, do you mean to imply I would make a bad dominatrix? I am hurt, nurse sawbones. Hurt.

 

Excuuuuuuuse me, It's not like I know who you allow to run a tab, bro. The organic kid seemed like an unlikely candidate but your taste must've gotten worse recently :P

 

Only two? ;)

 

Maybe more! But specifying will cost you :P

 

Ratio sweetspark do you realize how much stuff you can sell him if it´s specifically throwing sparks that gets him off?
-knuckles his helm-.
Sometimes giving stuff away generates profit you know.

 

I don't have robot money.

 

-loud fan noises- Well uh. -awkward laugh. Her optics are bright enough to be used for flashlights- I´m sure you can if you want to. You can be quite imposing when you put your mind to it.

 

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YOU'VE GOTTA POINT THERE.
Shoulda said it was a free trial ;P

... Hon'stly as long as you've got somethin' what has value I'm sure we can arrange a trade.
I don't gotta problem with favor tokens either, really. Or IOUs. Slag, man, you'll never find me as tolerant as when it comes ta accepting payment of any type.
... I was abouta say "maybe don't gimme like plants or some scrap like that" but then I remembered there's a mech 'round here who's been whinin' my audial off about his flower arrangin' and not havin' plants to work with so I could sell them on.

 

... Uh. I mean. I can certainly try, but I'm. Really not what one would call a switch generally, Nurse. I tend towards the polar opposite of what you seem to expect of me, and I am not sure if I can fake it convincingly enough to satisfy.

 

Think I'm willing to pay that cost Cap ;)

 

(Is it rude to flirt with a lovely jet while also trying to negotiate boundaries with the lovely nurse? A CONUNDRUM.)
I'll get back to you about that, sweetspark.

 

Well frag. - noofs the nearest bit of Nichrome, probably a knee- Don´t worry bout it, wouldn´t be any fun if you weren´t havin´fun. -stretches, all lazy kitty in a sunbeam-
Maybe we´ll haft6a find someone bossy ta share then.

 

-doesn't say anything, but observes closely. perhaps Captain Steel will try to make the lovely Skydancer jealous with the jet Journey and Nurse Razorclaw.-

 

this is more information about robot sex than i wanted or needed

nari will probably appreciate it though

nari has weird priorities

 

[Flutters his wings, sticks he legy out real far]
You've got my commline cap take all the time you need

;) ;) ;)

 

Well! I've certainly had good experiences with that before, so. We seem to have a regrettable shortage of bossy people around but I'm sure we can find someone.

*winks*

 

I don't own shit. Seriously. It's one of the drawbacks of being an AI in somebody else's suit.

And I have no idea what I can owe a giant robot or do as a favour for one.

 

Spoiler: more bird flirtsignalling

If neither of you lovely ladies object I may have a possible solution for all this ;)

 

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;D

 

well.
I sure as pits would never object to such an offer.