shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

-furious scribbling-

 

... uh, what?

 

-hangs from the ceiling, recording the scribbling. He must steal documents. Important documents. More important documents than the confusingly flattering ones he found.-

 

I'm not kinkshaming bro but I'm totally kinkshaming

One outta two...

[He looks to Sawbones, fluttering his wings again.

...Maybe he shouldn't be doing that at a cat.]

;D

 

;DDD
(No seriously bro if you got like. files. I trade in info. No biggie.)

 

It's for science bro...

 

fleshy-fragging's nasty and you know it :P

 

He's an AI bro. That's not really a fleshy.
Science, Bro.

 

... so, yes, the other giant robot wants to have sex with me?

Carolina doesn't have enough room in her suit for both porn and Freelancer stuff, so no, I don't have what you're looking for - unless you consider the evidence of Project Freelancer's corruption and the info on all the tech it left all over Chorus erotic.

 

Okay for realsies though, I have a vested financial interest in fleshy pornography but I do take. All info. The corruption info sounds delicious, my mec- my man, so. Suuuuure. Kinna depends on relevance, how much it's worth but listen, we're like, all friends here, so bro, I'mma make ya a good deal, aye?

 

That, though, that I can do. And I'm up for trying it. Just surprised, since, well... you people seem to mostly stick with each other for this kind of stuff. *laughs* Well, each other and your god.

 

that was not a very trustworthy sounding set of sentences

 

That's just cuz erryone's borrrrrrring.
It's much mroe fun when it's naughty ya dig ;P

 

What about Decepticon Intelligence Agent says "trustworthy" to ya, hombre?

 

Hmm... relevance, relevance... have you ever heard of the Covenant? Blood Gulch? The planet Chorus? Earth? Master Chief? The Insurrectionists?

If you aren't familiar with any of them, I reckon the info won't mean anything to you and you won't be able to do anything with it.

Yeah.

 

not those sentences

 

Welp then we'll get payment done the fun way with science and taking notes.

-double pistols-
;P

 

*grins* I like that idea.

 

with the whole transforming robot thing ya gotta clarify if thats literal or not

 

The part where Cybertron thoroughly vetted every potential crewmember for a diplo-- [he cracks up, unable to even finish that thought with a straight face.]