shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Yeah, but you know what? Your challenge can get fucked!

 

Ew.

 

But not literally, obviously! Fucking figuratively!

 

You Should Really Grow A Pair Of Legs Considering How Often I Pull Yours.

 

Wanna get fucking kicked like a fucking soccer ball?

 

with your lack of legs

 

"I'm actually pretty good about not drinking too much," Ford says with a grin, "and when I'm not there are crop circles on the commons."

 

You Want Me To Call For My Dad?

Also That.

 

With the legs she fucking thinks I should have!

Fucking bring it!

 

Valiska executes facepalm x 2 combo! It's not very effective.

 

Honestly You Are Acting Weirder Than Usual And If This Is One Of Those "Norm Is Horny Because Science Reasons" Things I Am Just Gonna Preventively Decline Any Kind Of Dealing With That Shit Or Coming Into COntact With That Shit Or Even Looking At That Shit.
@the author speaks
Dad?

 

I don't wanna fuck! I wanna fight!

 

Fighting Is Like Two And A Half Steps Removed From Fucking At The Best Of Times, Do We Gotta Give You A Refresher On The Antrollpology Lecture Again?

 

You're a kid! And not even my fucking kismesis! I'm not gonna fuck you and I know you don't want me to!

 

To Be Quite Fucking Honest With You I Also Dont Want To See You Court Anyone Else, Spadeways Or Otherwise And Thats My Main Worry Here.

 

fighting kids isnt great either

 

"I think the green penis used its powers on Norm." Ford sighs and hastily reaches out for Norm's etheric energy fields, then grounds the nasty spell before it can get all over him.

"So Norm. How about not attracting the attention of beings whose powers are the sort you will find particularly hard to resist?"

 

[Drapes himself across the rave in approximately human size.]

Your chinstrap is stupid and under functionist teachings your existence would be purely ornamental. You rang?

 

Uh. Sir. That one miiiight kinda be my fault I was the one who got him started on the track that summoned the-- the thing with the magic and the nasty. [Venture is the best at altering his sentences halfway through.]

 

I will court whoever I fucking want, in whatever fucking quadrant I want!

Tell that to the kids that keep fucking fighting me!

I wasn't trying to! I was just fucking pissed that the being came right in after I tried so hard to keep it away!