shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

[Distant "Gwahahaha"'s can be heard faintly]

 

It's a goatee! And I was a slave before, so that can't possibly be fucking worse!

 

"Norm. Breathe. I took the spell off. You will be fine if you just breathe in some air. Soon this entire argument will be incredibly embarrassing."

 

Hello..

Would Anyone Like To Burchase Some Fruights.

 

[He wobbles a hand.]

Eh. Different levels of slavery. Is that too on the nose? Should I make fun of your goat some more? Why did you paste an Eart mammal to your face?

 

Okay, okay...

*takes a deep breath*

 

Earth Manmal

 

Earth Manmal. Ha

 

"Burlesque? Not helpful." Ford groans.

 

gimme your bananas

 

*sighs* Yeah, I think it was.

It's not an Earth mammal. It's a kind of facial hair.

 

Wow And My Dad *she says the words with a certain amound of smugness but also like she is afraid the privilege of calling him that might get revoked at any point* Just Got Started Calming The Fuckhead Down.
Does Being Stupidly Pretty And Being Really Fucking Bad At Social Cues Always Come Hand In Hand For You Metallic Dumbfucks, Or Are You Just Special?

 

it already is

 

Oh dear. Should I be more fighty? Would that achieve the thing that I want, do you think?

Ah. I apologize for the remark then.

I would make a pithy comment about Eart language being entirely too reliant on similar words, but 'interface' means twelve different things depending on who you talk to. How much maintenance does it require? I have to repaint my face every time I wash, and it's a hassle.

Oh! Do you really think I'm pretty? Really really? Oh happy day, this is everything I've ever wanted.

 

BEGOUNE FOUL GLOWN
LEAVB THIS PLACE
And No Longer Shew Your Face

 

Ford walks over to Chroma and hugs her. "You calm down too, buglet," he says with a giant grin. "Eventually I am going to get used to that, so get away with metaphorical murder while you can. But not so much we both get in trouble."

 

A bit. Not too much.

 

Its Not Like Im Devoid Of All Aesthetic Sensibility Just Because I Dont Give A Fuck About How I Personally Look And You Are Like. Objectively Disgustingly Aesthetically Pleasing.
...
Give Me A Few Hours To Come Up With A Few More Adverbs To Tack Onto That Phrase.

 

I Am Calm, I ust Like Fighting Giant Metal Creatures.
-she accepts the hug gladly though.-

 

That's good then, though I suppose it wouldn't matter in this dreamscape, would it? Since we do seem to just pop in as we were.

Take your time. I can wait.