shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

... yeah, I guess it wouldn't.

 

Yes I’m Am A Farmer. And Yes I’m Hate Thespians. What Of It

 

its SECRET magic. if i did it for you, the guy im training to defeat might see it, and then id be fucked.

 

He can't see everywhere, can he?

 

tell me vwhat the hell is going on or youre a horrible evwil person vwho doesnt deservwe to exist!

 

Whom

 

yes he can. stop asking me to do magic.

 

Fine.

 

he cant do magic.

 

Not even in here?

 

Good Little Catholic Boys Don't Cast Agny Spells

 

I don't think trolls have Catholicism. Or that monkeys do, for that matter.

 

APE

 

Geert Off My Post Youre Not EVEN Catholic

 

Yeah, well, I don't think Catholicism's an ape thing either.

 

*laughs* How do you know?

 

*This horrible little atheist boy casts the agniest spell he can think of. Which mostly involves creative combinations of swear words and ancient Beforan, along with a healthy helping of dirty looks at @crocellsApostate.*

*It works. The older Cronus has a rabid mutant spider dropped on his face.*

 

*Muffled screaming.*

 

*Holy fuck he actually did magic for once.*

*Cronus promptly concludes that he is a literal god wizard.*

 

its a good thing theres a lot of popcorn in this cauldron