shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

"Uh...Capt´n?" -Sawbones watches it-

 

Yes, Nurse. I see it too.

 

Got a clue what state it´s gonna come out in? An just how badly it´ll either need help or wanna fight?

 

-this is the boring way to eat! Though Ave does eat the bits he also tries to steal a fullsized ruststick with all the subtlety a month old can possibly muster. Which isn't much.-

:OOO
-Ave is momentarily distracted from eating.-

 

The Wriggler Is Most Likely Gonna Come Out Looking For A Fight But Food Will Be An Acceptable Substitute.

 

Not a single one, unfortunately. That seems like an organic biology question, which I am completely unqualified to answer.

 

Well, glitchfrag.

Ok, what th´frag does it eat then?

 

ass.

 

-he laughs and evades the grabs-
You'll get sick, sweetspark. Here.
-he gives Ave a few bigger pieces and eats a few small pieces himself-

Organic food, I assume. Meat?
-he imagines up a large steak. it looks right but no telling what animal it came from.-

 

*The bottom of the cocoon has begun to split and rounded orange horns are visible.*

 

Well, as you're rather acting an ass, I suppose you'd better hope it isn't particularly fast, then.

 

jeez! dont ANY of you havwe a sense of humor?

 

Meat Will Be Grand. Otherwise Insects Are A Good Food. Traditionally They Would Eat The Weak Of Their Clutch, But Seeing As We Have Only One Wiggler Here That Wont Be Particularly Possible.

 

No. You are the only one. You must save us all by teaching us how to laugh. But you'd have to learn some actual funny jokes first.

 

-watches, ready to either get the hell out of dodge or catch the pupating troll if it is in danger of falling.-

-laughs.-

Now THAT I know someone who can help with.

 

that could be arranged.

 

Hyu rang? Whatcha need?

 

Insects. The organic that is about to hatch will want them.

 

vwigglers eating ass IS funny!

 

-Mina makes a large buzzing tin appear-