shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

*Robots are not their lusus. Where is their lusus. They nab the food and scoot about six feet back.*

 

Yall Might Wanna Back Off Until The Wigglers Lusus Comes Back.
Until Then, Hey Want Some Clothes Or Some Shit? Gotta Be Cold To Be Bare Ass Naked And Still Covered In Cocoon Slime.

 

[He smiles indulgently. Yes, eat the food, grow strong!]

If I stand I'll be twice as tall and also noisy, that might be more intimidating... Where is his lusus, anyway?

 

*grins* It's making up for lost time. I never really got to be a kid, back when I actually was one.

 

Fuck If I Know. And Before You Get Any Ideas Ive Got Not The Foggiest How To Take Care Of A Fresh Pupa Like This. Ive Got The Vaguest Memories Of Getting new Neighbors But Besides What To Feed Them And Offering Them Clothes? Shit I Have No Idea If They Can Even Talk Yet.
Hey Pupa?! Can You Talk Already?!

 

-Sawbones has back away a bit, and makes a kilt/skirt and a loose sweat appear, both garments that are forgiving of mis-sizing-

 

*The wiggler is becoming more and more distressed at the sheer volume of Loud People who are Not Their Lusus. They clutch the food to their chest and hiss.*

 

*IS STUFFED*

 

"It's all good," Valiska says. "Half the fun of kits is seeing the world anew in their eyes and being a kit again yourself for a little while. You just have to remember that you're bigger and stronger than they are and not all their plans are good ideas."

 

hi satan

 

*Pokes the toddler with a stick.*

 

*Screech.*

 

*laughs* I don't think I'll have any difficulty noticing when they're being dumb. But being nice about it might be harder.

*confused* What? Satan? Satan's here? Satan's... real?

 

youre blue robin williams with shades and satans the thing you get hung up over?

 

Yes! He is the literal Devil, you know, and I think his existence being proven is pretty significant! I mean, seriously, people have debated whether or not he and God and Heaven and Hell were real ever since they first came up with the idea, and now, look! The answer's right in front of us! He's here, he's real and that is really weird!

 

Primus already made an appearance. I'd assumed this was settled?

 

Valiska lifts Itch up in the air with her psionics and "pokes" her with a floating stick. "How do you like that?"

 

Primus is your god. God god is the humans', part of the same not-pantheon as the Satan that just appeared here.

 

And this makes a difference?

 

"There is someone here who claims to be Satan," Ford points out.