shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

"If that's actually what Sala intended, that could just mean that he's called Satan in her dimension." Ford shrugs. "As Sala said, not all eldritch beings know each other."

"Norm...humans live in lots of different places and have lots of different gods. And Christians like to say that their god is the same as ours, but ours does not get human women pregnant." Ford shakes his head. "The multiverse is full of demons. There is no 'The Devil'. And generally speaking, Satan is identified with the angel Samael, who served as Hashem's chief prosecutor, whereas Lucifer is more commonly identified with a rebellious angel who is also called Helel ben Shahar."

 

Did they do anything to you after you punched them?

 

Well, one of them tried to kill me, but he was already trying to kill me, so I don't think that counts really. The other one just got sad about it. I was sad about it too, come to think of it. It was a very sad moment all around, which doesn't stop him from being a git.

 

Well, yeah, true but... it makes me wonder, you know...

So, they are two different dudes?

Huh.

Got sad about it, huh? Was that one @Primus?

 

HE'S ALL, "I'M GOING TO OVERTHROW THE FORCES OF LAW AND PLUNGE THE UNIVERSE INTO ANARCHY WHERE THE STRONG ARE FREE TO RULE." ASSHOLE. AND HE KEEPS COMPLAINING ABOUT A LITTLE MIND CONTROL. WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL WITH THAT, AM I RIGHT?

 

Valiska growls and bangs Itch into the piece of scaffolding the open cocoon is still attached to, hard enough that it will hopefully cease being even remotely sexy.

"Don't poke babies with sticks, you bitch."

 

What color underthings are you wearing? If you're really Dorian, that is.

No, I don't believe I've met anyone by that name. He was... a friend. Is a friend. A friend making very poor decisions who doesn't want to listen to reason, but a friend nonetheless.

 

A lot is a big deal with "a little bit of mind control." That basically takes people's autonomy and consent anyway from that, and that's an enormous human rights violation.

 

What? What underthings?

 

(an expression of confusion that is clearly the product of trying very hard not to stare with an open mouth)

(and at @Dorian Pavus too)

 

vwhat is your PRO8LEM?? ALL i did vwas poke it a LITTLE and you SMASH MY FACE IN.

 

That's pretty much @Life Support of Iacon's relationship with @Primus, minus the sex and romance and baby switch-flipping.

 

[He grins, then winks.]

Yes? I don't believe I've met you before, which clan are you from?

[He opens his mouth, raises his hand, then lets it drop and shakes his head.]

You know, I really don't think I want to know. Baby switch-flipping? Really? No, don't tell me, I really don't want to know.

 

*cheers on valiska while he gets a boner*

 

It's really not as dirty as you seem to think it is, but alright, I won't tell you.

 

starting to vwish you HADNT disrupted our organization at all?

 

vwhat?? vwhat organization? go AVWAY, im dealing vwith this fucker ovwer here.

 

*Flashes a little grin*

I'm hurt, you think a demon could capture my good looks? *Mock offense*

You should tell me because I am dying to know.

 

vwasnt talking to you.

 

...Lavellan.

(she waves one hand awkwardly at Dorian)