shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

SHE'S FORGETTING ONCE AGAIN THAT NOT EVERYONE HERE HAD AN ANTROLLPOLOGY LESSON!
DO YOU HAVE MORE PITYING OR MORE LOATHING FEELINGS FOR EACHOTHER?

 

Neither. Very firmly neither.

 

(Berit looks at the various trolls.) What manner of creature are you? Where are you from?

 

????????????
MAMMALS ARE WEIRD.

 

-Theresa is perched, ladylike, in a comfortable chair, holding a glass of wine and watching the shenanigans with detached interest-

 

Aliens are aliens :P Surpriiiise not everyone has the same idea of romance!

 

Trolls. Most Decent Ones Are Alternian. The Fuckfaces Are Beforan.

 

Well, the first demon I saw was a desire demon with very good taste in wine. I think I told you that story, did I not? I've always wondered why you saw Despair so often, is it that you despair over being such a handsome elf?

*His hand's on the move now, two can play at this game. It's going for the booty.*

Why would I feel either of those for Helios?

 

WELL DUH, I'M LIKE DATING SEVERAL ALIENS, BUT THEY ATLEAST TRY TO UNDERSTAND WHERE WE'RE COMING FROM.

 

BECAUSE YOU TWO ARE SO OBVIOUSLY QUADRANTED IN A CONCUPISCIENT MANNER YOU CAN LIKE SEE IT FROM THE PINK MOON :P

 

Okay yeah but you're dating those ones they're kind of obligated to care! These ones aren't :P Also translation weirdness maybe 'cause I don't think I've ever met anyone who thinks "pity" is a good thing in a romantic relationshi-- okay no that's a lie I'm pretty sure there are still old rustbuckets kicking around who think pity and codependency are the only reason to be amicas but it sounded like you were trying to use it as a category marker???

 

Pink? Pink. Well then, where you are from there is a pink moon? Well. Yes, we are in a relationship but I think we wouldn't be in a relationship if I pitied him.

 

UH YEAH.
LIKE PITY VERSUS HATE, CONCUPISCENT VERSUS CONCILLATORY. TWO AXES MAKE FOUR QUADRANTS.
THOUGH INTERSPECIES IT SEEMS TO BE A THING TO SAY "LOVE" INSTEAD OF PITY OR SOMETHING.

 

I would not consider anyone I pitied to be worthy of me. -takes a sip of wine-

 

YEP A PINK ONE AND A GREEN ONE.
AND KAY SO IF YOU ARE RIVALS OR SOMETHING LIKE TAHT YOU'RE IN SPADES THEN?

THAT'S LIKE. YOUR OPINION. HAVE FUN WITH IT.
-she rolls her eyes-

 

Oh, I will.
Also I think it may be in your interest to learn that the word 'love' and the word 'pity' have quite, quite different meanings to people not of your... species.

 

Yes, that is also how I feel. Now hate? Perhaps, I have had relationships like that.

Well, we are certainly not rivals though I will say I am a bit better at sword-fighting than he is.

 

*starts offering courses in antrollpology*

 

-inclines her head- I, also.

 

*drums a rimshot noise with his front legs*